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A look at Samson's incredible dedication to screwing the Philistines over.
The story of Jephthah proves that there are some things you can't take back.
A critique of one of my favourite shows: Crossing Over with John Edward
A look at the Book of Deuteronomy and the death of Moses
God and Moses give a new take on the matter of customer service.
Basically, Onan refuses to follow the law of the Old Covenant by refusing to birth a child with his dead brother's wife and the Good Lord decides to kill him.
"We all want to win, but who loves to train to win?" Mark Spitz, eight time Olympic Gold Medal Winner, and the guy who won gold medals after him in the Olympics wanted to party for a while before he trained some more and won more gold hardware at the most recent Olympics in Rio, Brazi...
2004 Democrat Presidential Candidate Howard Dean gets a bit too excited during a campaign rally in Iowa
A confession I wrote for my girlfriend. Sorry babe, I love you, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for what I am about to say.
An opinion of an erotic fanfic that I stumbled upon that made me think about the future of the erotica genre
How one man’s refusal to trade with the Mongols inadvertently led to the end of the Islamic Golden Age.
A look at the peculiar and oddly specific laws that God had for men.
An appreciation of how easy we have things in modern day life.
Moses murders a man in cold blood, hides his body, and flees from justice.
The welcoming communities of Sodom and Gomorrah try to "acquaint" themselves with the Angels of God and Lot offers an interesting compromise.
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