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So you've just found someone you want to impress but he/she isn't interested due to your lame job title, or maybe it is just a matter of you feeling left out when people mention their important sounding jobs but you don't know what to do. Well,fortunately for you, people have decided...
Some random reflections on our four-legged two-legged fellow creatures of this planet.
A few wacky redefinitions and takes on movie titles, actor, and such.
Human compulsive hoarding is a condition that keep people tied to Too much stuff and too many unnecessary things. "While humans are not notable for hoarding behavior, it is a common response to fear, whether fear of imminent society-wide danger or simple fear of a shortage of some goo...
There are many worthy causes that are being rightly championed by extraordinary people.Most seem to be based on the preservation of human rights and some even go to protect the prosperity of animals,and natural flora and fauna. I am here to discuss the systematic desecration of anothe...
People talk about the "crazy" society we live in. Here is an opinion and reality on that: Genuine craziness as we know it starts with a dishonesty from the basement level of consciousness or a deep dishonesty. Sanity starts admitting the real and honest truth about things. When I thin...
This is part two of fast breeders and introduces Noodles Sue and Witch-Chicken into the equation.
This is about modern living which seems not much different from times gone
in this article i gve you the reason for naming a turkey ,turkey n addition to some bonus facts
This is a modern Christmas story full of 9 bob notes that float here and there.
I learned long ago to do what that still small voice tells me to do and sometimes it gives me some inspiration, sometimes some insight, and tonight it gave me some chuckles. So whether you call it a muse, an angel, or whatever, it can be a writer's best friend or biggest pain in the k...
This is not how to steal a boat but comes from a thin electric image about stealing a boat in the grog house
Family, some people love family, some people hate family. Some people feel nothing for family and go totally introvert. Some extrovert themselves too much and act like it is the best thing in the world. Well, this article and series of sections humorously and generously talks about ge...
This is part two of the left-handed midget and takes place in New York city.
"Yes, I'm a bum, deal with it. I have nothing to offer society. Now, may I still have your money, pwease?"
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