the joys of caretaking

onlyinjest By onlyinjest, 12th Mar 2016 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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as i work as a caretaker thought i would share this with others

weekend duty

All unlocked and breakfast is done
sausage and egg butties with my name on
Lubbly jubbly the cooking is done
sausage and egg the yolks on the run
Ring ring go;s the phone
let's pretend i'm not home
My concience kicks in i can't stand the din
I answer the phone through gritted teeth
a calm in my voice a growl underneath
It's only me the answer i get
They aint got a key now that's my bet
Can you open that door i think it's the one
oop's maybe not it's the other one
All doors open i'm home in a hurry
look at my butties,their looking sorry
Hmm wonder what they'll taste like cooked in a curry :)


Caretaker, Weekend

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welcome to my page
i am 61years young and i live in suffolk in the uk i like to write about things i see or other people do both serious and amusing i hope you enjoy your visit

roy :)

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