milking humans

rarity By rarity, 27th Mar 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL
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The nutritional value of milk cannot be underestimated. It is said to be the food of boxers in the olden times. Royal ladies of the ancient times used milk for bathing in order to keep them beautiful. Babies today and even adults need this daily as it is said to provide all the nutritional needs of man.

sources of milk

There are several sources of milk. Probably the most common sources are cows. Milk cows are popular in our country. Then we have heard of bear's milk and goat milk. To those allergic to animal milk, we have soya milk as substitute. I have never been to a fresh milk farm or factory where fresh milk is directly extracted from cows or goats. Manual milking of cows or goats is still being done nowadays although know that there is already a special machine used for milking cows and goats.

mother's milk is still the best

Now here's the funny part. Since we all know that when it comes to nutrition nothing can beat a human mother's milk, why can't we have a sort of farm or factory producing human milk? I mean, why not pay handsomely nursing women in order to share by commercializing their excess milk? They will be paid well of course, depending on the number of bottles they will produce in a day. On the other hand, these women will also be giving a huge contribution to other humans in the area of health and wellness. Since we are dealing with human milk sources, I suggest that manual milking should be the better method for this kind of work. More jobs will be available for those who are jobless because surely, the manual method of milking will be needing more hands for more production.

mother's milk for sale

The commercialization of human milk is something which could possibly help solve our economic problems.


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My writing will be about life in general. I'd been a teacher before I shifted to being a self-employed person. I happen to have several interests, like I'm a dog-lover, I love to dance and sing too.

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author avatar Funom Makama
27th Mar 2012 (#)

Nice piece, I love Milk also..

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author avatar rarity
27th Mar 2012 (#)

Thanks Funom. Everyone does.

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author avatar Denise O
28th Mar 2012 (#)

My son in law is in the dairy business and ever since I read your story, I can just see all these women lined up, ready to be milked, I need to get this thought out of my mind.LOL
Thank you for sharing.:)

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