happy dayz!!

gold starz By gold starz, 18th Feb 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1axwlqv3/
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I will be writing a mixture of jokes most of them my own
some that i remember as a kid and so on.

your ma ma jokes O:-)

Your ma ma is soo dumb that she gets knocked
Over by parked cars.

Your ma ma is soo dumb that she steals free samples.

your ma ma is soo poor that the birds feed her.

Your ma ma is soo dumb that when she got locked in a
Grocery store she died of starvation.

jokes for jokes sake :-D

Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it was no chicken

What time do you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are too young to smoke

What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
You are too young to be engaged

its a laughing matter :-D

Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9

What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me something smells

What did the scalf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and i'l just hang around

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste?
Meet me at the end of the tube

carry on laughing

What do you call a english man who farts?
British gas

What dries as it gets wet?
A towel

Mum there is a man at the door collecting for the old peoples home.
Give him your grandmother

Dad there is a man at the door with a moustache.
Tell him i already have one

There is a person collecting for a new swimming pool.
Give them a glass of water

You think im ugly! Wait till you meet my mother

Tags

Classic Jokes, Funny

Meet the author

author avatar gold starz
Im a very good mother and a loyal wife with a good life.
I like writing poems on any topics
I have been encouraged by family and friends to take this step as they love reading what i write.

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