William Todd (Me) Why Aren't You In Prison ?

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Have you ever said "I hate my name" because you though it had a negative feel to it? Well let me share a little funny about mine!

William Todd (Me) Why Aren't You In Prison ?

Well this isn't going to be a long drawn out post, just a little something funny to share with everyone. When I was a kid I was a terror, some of that I will blame on a stepfather, some on the surrounding environment and some on my ADHD, I was into everything and if there was a boundary I was pushing it. Well one thing I used to be told by my stepfather was "If you don't change your ways you will end up in prison or dead". Yikes, that is ominous right?

Well add to that my name is William Todd, making it less formal we would say "Bill". Now say Bill out loud a couple times, then use it in a sentence. "Do you know whose hat this is?"... "It's Bills".. Now if you did it a couple times you will notice a downward inflection or intonation at the end of "Bill" that sounds almost as if you are blaming him right? I was always defending myself for something as a kid. Simply hearing my name said sounded like someone was accusing me or at least it felt that way.

Yesterday in our blog group we were talking about looking our names up on Google to see how it placed in the rankings of SEO... Okay, I did mine (different name) and then did my actual name William Todd. Of course that had to go a step farther and I was curious how many photos of me were in Google Images. Guess what I found!
Not a single photo of me but I did find a slew and I mean a ton, maybe 100 or more people named William Todd and what were the photos of? MUGSHOTS taken in prison or jail or some sort of arrest photo! LMAO

Now tell me that is not ironic! The amazing thing is that I have broken a few laws (more than traffic violations) .. some that would actually be prison worthy in the past and here I am a free man! "All you other Slim Shadys cant imitate me I'm the REAL Slim Shady!" hahaha

Open the SCREENSHOT photo and see that Motley Crew ... My face isn't there!
PHOTO CREDIT : Google Images Screenshot.

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Jail, Jailed, Name, Names, Photograph, Prison, Prisoners, Screenshots

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Husband/Wife team here. We write about a variety of topics, celebrities, movies, inspiration, crime, personal family photos.
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author avatar Alaskan Petpal
30th Jul 2013 (#)

Another winner!!! Most kids with ADHD can multi-task like nobody else!! You've really capitalized on your attributes. Good for you!!

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author avatar Bipolar Blogger
30th Jul 2013 (#)

Multitasking is a part of my life, Im teaching my English classes now =)

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author avatar redvakaurvaki
30th Jul 2013 (#)

I had done this before with my nickname 'princess kaurvaki'. 'Kaurvaki' is not really popular, mostly will find 'Kaurwaki'. I do find 'princess kaurvaki', as my website name

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author avatar jenny1015
30th Jul 2013 (#)

Just be glad that you are not behind bars! LOL

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author avatar littlebelgianwriter
30th Jul 2013 (#)

I understand why you use an alias!

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author avatar happyfeetmama
30th Jul 2013 (#)

I am glad you decided to invest your energy and talent online instead!

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author avatar spgreaney
30th Jul 2013 (#)

I find the info that comes up on google word searches very interesting.

The results are never what you expect.

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author avatar Retired
13th Oct 2013 (#)

This was a very funny story about your name. I am glad that you have not wound up in prison. Enjoyed your article.

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