Why Women Prefer Tall Men And Men Prefer Short Women

D in The Darling By D in The Darling, 26th Nov 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Forget about men looking for short women they can tower over and assert their authority; if it's true why would women want tall men who will dominate them? Forget the ego and get straight to the point. Let's get to the bottom of it all. It's All about Sex!

Short Men Whine Too Much

It’s regarded as a near fact that women prefer tall men; short men are short tempered. The heart is too close to shit and the stinking heat makes the heart’s temperature unbearable hence restless and irritable.
The real reason though is all about that thing! Women think tall men got big and long shafts; a requirement for satisfaction! This could be another ‘Miss-Education of Lauren Hill.’ Luckily, Beyonce doesn’t think so. Sean Paul is one of the coolest short guys around. If you didn’t know, you better ask Jay-Z, baby! Think of Ludacris, Ooh, it’s a crisis, Judith is still drooling! And Danny DeVito, ooh, he melts their hearts away and leaves them all wet!

Researchers in Hollywood have found that due to the recession, marrying a tall woman is regarded as polygamy. Men are divorcing their wives to marry short women to cut on spending. This was illustrated by the use of a tablet of bath soap. The same tablet that lasts a short woman a month, when used by a tall woman, it’s like two women; it lasts two weeks only!

The good news is: not all families have felt the pinch. By the time of going to press, Liz Weatherspoon was still happily married! The genius of Will Smith has also shone through. He’s seen as foresighted and insightful; Jada got the height and their family’s still intact. In fact while giving a sneak peak of their son, Jadine’s movie, “The Karate Kid” on Oprah, the Smiths looked happier and more closely knit than ever before!

That was a passing glance, now is your chance to get the solid reason why men dig short women. Once again, it’s all about sex. Men find short women irresistibly hot, sensitive and receptive hence easy to please. Unlike the sensory nerves that travel longer distance to the brain to trigger an effect, a short woman’s response or reaction’s instant and spontaneous. Her moans and groans and not prerecorded but live. It’s pleasure “in real time,” baby! This turns even the weakest man on. An orgasm is guaranteed. The shaft doesn’t have to be long to hit the “G” spot. It’s so near! Since it is much closer to the heart, every session of sex is heartfelt. With every single dip and wiggle of the hips, the shaft touches her heart establishing a magical, physical and spiritual connection making them faithful and inseparable!

The women that confessed of having sex without achieving an orgasm on Oprah and Tyra Bank’s Show were all tall. Efforts to get short women’s side of the story once again hit a glitch. People still do itch for truth.

Breaking News: The president has just issued a statement warning against believing unverified stories saying that men and women have always heard different stories about who prefers who and the best sex positions but such stories though boasting of iconic names could be “just works of fiction!”

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!” This is your tried and trusted award winning reporter,
The D In The Darling!

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Beyonce, Humor, Jada, Jay-Z, Liz Weatherspoon, Myths, Oprah, Sean Paul, Stereotype, Tyra Banks, Will Smith

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author avatar D in The Darling
Degree in Psychology & Philosophy. As a lover, I'm sincere. As a Philosopher, I tell the truth. As a Psychologist, I speak my mind. As a man, I accept my weakness; not holy. I'm damn wicked at this!

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author avatar Denise O
27th Nov 2010 (#)

See, I keep telling peole, there are perks to being a short woman.
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar D in The Darling
27th Nov 2010 (#)

Yeah! Let's share this! The scales have tippped in their favor.
Call up all the short women,it's party time, baby!

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author avatar joeldgreat
27th Nov 2010 (#)

no wonder I'm good at "it". lol. I'm very entertained on your article.

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author avatar D in The Darling
27th Nov 2010 (#)

Joeldgreat,
you got it all going. Everything is in your favour keep doing it.Entertained, well share the smile. Nice thing are meant to be shared!

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author avatar Dieudonne
27th Nov 2010 (#)

I don't believe in any one of the reasons supplied above : why women like tall men. I can simply say in human nature people like or love opposite of what they are. For example girls children like the father more than the mother. Boys children like the mother more than the father. Now in terms of relationship beautiful girls always prefer to have ugly boyfriends or husbands. Coming to the same reasons short women like tall men and tall men like short women

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author avatar D in The Darling
4th Dec 2010 (#)

This is humor not a book of prayer my friend! Check the breaking news! The president issued a statement: It's all fiction!

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author avatar Dieudonne Masaka
27th Nov 2010 (#)

As I said above things happen on that way, that is why we can saythat this man or woman is falling in love with this women or this man respectively. In other words this where the term falling in love came from. There must be someone who is tall than the other so that when the relationship is established there must be some one who fall to meet the level of the other. Except these reasons I supplied other ones have no means sexually issues can be good or bad from both tall or short men depending of one or two factors.

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author avatar D in The Darling
4th Dec 2010 (#)

I agree with you my friend! Like I said, it's all about trying to find other reasons than those. By the way, other people's opinions should also count! Others have agreed with me on these points! But again, it's "Just work of fiction"

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author avatar thewikinutexperiment
5th Jan 2011 (#)

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author avatar Humza
27th Jan 2011 (#)

ahem ahem!

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