Why Indian Students are attacked Abroad >??

Adithya G By Adithya G, 11th May 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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This story is about an indian student , read on to know more :)

Well , Its not funny but informative :)

Why Indian Students are attacked abroad.............?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
up:? ' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said
Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than
you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,
Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of
his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him,
2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said
quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.

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Abroad, Funny, George W Bush, Indian, Joke, Lehman Brothers, Lol, Students

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author avatar Adithya G
Im an graduate from Cambridge. I love rock music.
I will cover topics on music,life , networking , etc etc

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author avatar Adithya G
11th May 2011 (#)

Please dont spam wikinut !!!

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author avatar Steve Kinsman
11th May 2011 (#)

This is onne of the funniest stories I've read in a long time. Absolutely brilliant! and it speaks volumes about how uneducated we Americans are. Great share.

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author avatar Songbird B
11th May 2011 (#)

How wonderful! You made me chuckle over this, Adithya... Sorry that you have been spammed...this is such a common problem we all experience...Am hoping that Wikinut can find a solution.
This article was really great...

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author avatar Carol Kinsman
12th May 2011 (#)

This was a fun and enjoyable read. Thanks for the laugh!

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
13th Jan 2015 (#)

What a share! siva

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