What to Do When Someone Tells You "Writing Sucks"

JohnH By JohnH, 18th Feb 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1p4670tv/
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What are you going to do if someone tells you writing sucks?

Five Simple Answers

Someone says writing sucks? What should you say? I have five answers:

1) Do you write? (wait for head shake) oh well then, I'll write a note about that one.

2) Scream a war cry of "yes writing sucks" "yes it does" "yes it does." Dance around in circles and scream it louder. It works best if you have a spear.

3) Stare blankly. Then pretend to think. Sigh, sigh again and go, yes I shall think about this. Stare blankly again, and go, are you sure?

4) Ask them how to spell "writing sucks" for you.

5) Find a hand-held camera, tell them that they have to wear pantyhose on their heads and say it again, and that after they have done this you will do the same.

Better Yet

Smile, look at them, then give them a hug and yell "you saved me!"

Next, hug them again and duck. Yell out to anyone who will here that this person knows what they think that they are talking about.

The End.

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Funny, Humor, Questions, Questions And Answers, Writing

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author avatar Retired
19th Feb 2011 (#)

love the last line there.

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author avatar Denise O
21st Feb 2011 (#)

I can actually see myself with a spear in my hand and dancing around. I hear ya!
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar JohnH
23rd Feb 2011 (#)

thanks ladies, happy to put a smile on your faces

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author avatar Pink&Blue
16th May 2011 (#)

I'll remember that!!

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author avatar Phoenix Montoya
23rd Jul 2011 (#)

Ha ha! Good one. I used to take critiques seriously. The next time, I I'll know what to do :D

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author avatar Rathnashikamani
18th Sep 2011 (#)

Your writing sucks!

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