What she said he said

Shane Gibson By Shane Gibson, 26th Jun 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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funny story based an a life experience about me and my misses and are crazy life we lead

What he said she said

For all the mums out there ..... A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was wadded a...gainst one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?.. ''Yes," was his incredulous reply.. She answered,. 'Well, today I didn't do it.!

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Funny, Funny Experience, Funny Experiences, Funny Stories, Funny Stuff

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author avatar Shane Gibson
I am young and enjoy to write and express myself and my feelings. I am from the UK little town called Grimsby and currently a bar manager

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author avatar Joyce Singha
6th Jul 2014 (#)

Lovely, just what men should see and experience. Good story :)

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