What Is Today's Date

Good Luck By Good Luck, 7th Dec 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Are you sitting in school or at your workplace and looking for what is today's date? No problem, you will also discover today’s time as well.

Today's Date

This is a bit funny poem about all the lazy people around the world, especially in America and India where students like to search for “what is the date today” on the Google.

Funniest Poem of the Day!
I am little weird today
I don’t know what the hell today
What the day today
What the date today
What today called in Spanish?
What it called in French
What happened on today’s history
My friends don’t know
My girlfriend may know
My teachers want to know
My parents may don’t like to share it with me
May be I was born today
Yes it is the case
Because a little kid of one day can’t tell it
One day I will become younger
One day I will become older
And I may remember
What date is it today?

How to find today’s date without internet searching:
1. Look at your cell phone, if date or time is incorrect there than send an empty text message on your own cell number and you will get the both.

2. Don’t feel shy or hesitate to ask your class fellow.

3. Check your timeline or read the last Facebook status from your friends.

4. Check your homework diary and look at the date of the previous day.

5. Make a guess about today’s date and your friends will correct you.

6. Check the calendar in your classroom for the current date and day.


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author avatar The rockin rat
8th Dec 2013 (#)

Few clever points in there about how you wouldn't know the date if you were 1 day old seriously though a funny poem due to the degree of pointlessness

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