Wearing Japanese X-ray Sunglasses on a Brazilian Beach

Blunt Head By Blunt Head, 6th Feb 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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There’s a rumor going around that some Japanese brainiacs invented the 1st ever x-ray sunglasses. When you put them on, you can see through people’s clothing!

X-Ray Vision

Imagine yourself lying down a white-sand beach in Rio de Janeiro, the sun is kissing your skin and the wind is caressing your hair.

Suddenly 3 hot babes in tiny bikinis appear out of nowhere, they look like goddesses, and they go about splashing themselves in the ocean, the water glistening off their fit bronzed bodies. You then retrieve your x-ray sunglasses from your back-pack and slip them on your face. Your heart skips a beat at the glorious sight that’s before you! You’re viewing the gorgeous naked bodies of 3 Brazilian beauties, without them having the slightest clue that you’re ogling their nude flesh through your stunner shades.

Not like you need the x-ray sunglasses on a Brazilian beach, they hardly wear clothes anyway, but how cool would it be, to be walking through the city centre with your special shades on, ogling all the naked people you see through the shades. They’re a must have for perverts anywhere who fully want to enjoy themselves to the highest pervert-tude!

If anyone out there knows where I can get my hands on them, don’t hesitate to holler at me. Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to see everyone on this planet naked, it was the way it was intended to be before Eve ate that damned apple!


Bare, Beach, Bikini, Brazil, Gorgeous, Hands, Naked, Nude, Peeping, Peeping Tom, Shades, Skin, Sunglasses, White Beach, X-Ray

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author avatar Tranquilpen
25th Apr 2011 (#)

Will let you know!

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author avatar Denise O
3rd May 2011 (#)

Well sorry my friend but, I am not able to help you but, if I do hear where you can get them, I will for sure let you know. I can say though, there are some folks I don't want to see naked and that would be me included on that list.LOL
A fun article my friend. Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar Angelanne777
25th Sep 2011 (#)

i think this is only favourable for guys...theyre more perverted? lolzzz, joke :)

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author avatar CG
2nd Nov 2011 (#)

X ray sunglasses would only show you the bones...I'm sure you are looking for another layer of those gals! ;)

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author avatar Kingwell
4th May 2013 (#)

I've been wanting these glasses for years lol! Actually, I think there are a few people on the planet that I wouldn't want to see naked (Thank you Eve), but I did enjoy reading your article. Thanks.

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