Time to lose some weight

johnnydodStarred Page By johnnydod, 11th Jan 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/19f5w6wy/
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I, like most of us would like to lose a little weight, and post-holiday time is the most opportune time to do this

Decisions,Decisions

I decided to lose some weight after the Christmas binge so I thought I would let you know how I am doing


Time to lose weight before I fall flat
Cut out this and cut out that, exerciser more and lose all of that fat
Cut out the booze the chocolate and sweets
Put on your trainers and get on your feet

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Is it all worth it I ask of myself?
When I see all the chocolates there on the shelf
Then ping goes a button and reality kicks in
I have to lose weight I have to get thin

Very Tempting

Its not me that is making me burst at the seam
It’s all of those +Fry-ups and pudding with cream
So January the first I shall start to cut down
I will get off my backside and move more around

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It is now ten days on I have been really good
I have done all the things and cut out what I should
I jump on the scales to see what is shown
And to my delight I have lost half a stone

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
12th Jan 2014 (#)

Never been an issue for me I have always been thin, but I wish everyone the best of health and weight loss.

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author avatar yugasini
13th Jan 2014 (#)

weight loss is must for every body, have a nice day.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
12th Jan 2014 (#)

That fry up picture is making me hungry.

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author avatar Retired
12th Jan 2014 (#)

Good luck in your weight loss success... may you lose the weight you want.

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author avatar Lady Jane Abella
12th Jan 2014 (#)

At this hour, the food made me hungry.. I like this...

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author avatar Vlad Morgan
12th Jan 2014 (#)

Yes it is.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
12th Jan 2014 (#)

oh boy Johnny love the fry up pic...my husband used to do those and he ended up with a heart attack and dying at age 40!!!! but he did smoke as well... I am a meager 105 lbs so enjoy my chocs and wine...thanks for this fun piece anyway...

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author avatar Connie McKinney
13th Jan 2014 (#)

Good work, Johnny, in losing weight. That's the way to do it: take it one day at a time. Take small steps toward your goal, and you can reach it.

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author avatar Lady Aiyanna
13th Jan 2014 (#)

Well I had the real English Breakfast after 13 years and it tasted good.
I am a tiny skinny person, effectively a UK Size 10.

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author avatar Lady Aiyanna
13th Jan 2014 (#)

Weight 51kgs. Height 5 Feet 8.

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author avatar Lady Aiyanna
13th Jan 2014 (#)

Been so since age 14.

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
15th Jan 2014 (#)

Excellent and interesting post!

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
15th Jan 2014 (#)

Nice share, Johnnnydod. We have to balance in the end - make our lives worth living too and food is an integral part - siva

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author avatar Kingwell
19th Jan 2014 (#)

I've been on a liquid diet for three days. What a great share - and I can eat tomorrow.

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author avatar Waterlily
21st Jan 2014 (#)

Best of luck in your weight loss. I could stand to drop a few pounds myself!!

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author avatar LOVERME
25th Jan 2014 (#)

Cut out the booze the chocolate and sweets

then why live I ask thee

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author avatar Retired
10th Feb 2014 (#)

The food in your post is so yummy I guess I will set aside my diet for a while.

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author avatar Songbird B
4th Mar 2014 (#)

Funny how weight gain is so much easier than weight loss isn't it? Loved the poem and congrats on your success, though to us Johnny, you will always be just fine the way that you are..\0/x

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