Time to get the humorous thoughts flowing

Prienderen Moodley By Prienderen Moodley, 23rd Nov 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1x7k_29m/
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Jokes

This page is dedicated to those who like words of wisdom mixed with a little humour. It is meant to make the reader think intellectually as well as lightly.

Wit like you've never seen or read before

I'd rather be a beggar resting in your heart of gold rather than being a beggar on a beach of gold

I may be a frog on the surface but I'm a prince at heart

It's only random if you can't understand it or the person saying it

My greatest weapon against stress, tension and tiredness is acting like a complete idiot

Telling a 'Barbie doll' to wear less makeup is like telling a socialite to be quiet (even for 2 minutes)

It's amazing how many beautiful sports there are out there but some people choose instead to play ball with people’s hearts

Having license to love but refusing to use it is like a doctor having license to heal but choosing to discard it

It's funny how we are meticulous all our lives but when we reach grade 12 we become 'matriculous'

Why do people like the word fall?

Fall in love.
Fall head over heels.
Fall asleep.
Fall for your charm.

Surely there must be a better word. Fall means go down, get hurt, yet love helps us fly wherever we want to


Here are links to some of my other pages:-

Living in your heart
Wise sayings to challenge the intellectuals
Advice that lights up your heart
Walking down the isle

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author avatar vpaulose
26th Nov 2012 (#)

humor is the best medicine.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
4th May 2013 (#)

definitely...

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author avatar Jhon Marshall
23rd Nov 2013 (#)

nice touch

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
5th Mar 2014 (#)

Some of the lines are very good.

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