This is my beer! Please, give me my beer!

BeiYin By BeiYin, 7th Sep 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1sm_s_ke/
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I'm writing always about serious and deep subjects, with the result, that there is no result, what means there is nobody who understands what I'm writing and then of course there is never any feedback. I think this can change. Here I am writing a daily little happening, that also can allow to have a look into a human background...

This is not a sketch for a funny video, - this happened just yesterday!

Before I describe the happening, I must tell something about the background: I am living at a place in the country side, where we are taking care of many animals and there are also about thirty cats, who came voluntarily to our place, because they have no home and somehow they got to know, that here they find enough food and are accepted to stay. So we go at least twice a week to the city to get food for them. We find enough fish and meat from the left over of super markets. As I was diving into the container, I not only found sausages, pieces of meat and a lot of fish, but also a six-pack of beer tins, from this were four empty, one nearly open and one complete. I took the two good ones and put them together with the cat food in a box. Then I went back to the other side of the container and had another look. Meanwhile there came some body and was highly interested in my boxes that were laying on the floor.

When I came back, then I saw a half naked guy who had just finished one of the beers from my box, holding the still complete tin in his hand and saying: "This is my beer!" With a fast movement I took the beer tin and said: "NO! This is my beer! I took it from the container, so it is mine."
He looked with big eyes at me and said: "But I have seen it first in the dumpster, so it is my beer!"
"Have you written your name on the tin? I can't see it!" Turning the tin around. "So I took it out of the dumpster and now it is mine!"
He looked desperate: "But it is my beer!"
I said: "NO! It is my beer, you had already one and this is mine!"
So he realized that he had no arguments and changed his tactic: "Please, please give me the beer, it is my beer!"
I said: "NO! This is my beer!"
He didn't know what else to say and finally came out with: "You will be punished if you don't give me my beer!"
"Ho, ho, who is going to punish me?" looking into his eyes... He was a strong guy, about forty years old and quite corpulent, but I was much taller and was looking down to him. I said: "Well, I will drink the beer later, so good bye!" and stretching my hand out to him.
He said: "I don't give you my hand!"
Me: "Then at least give me your little finger!"
He, hesitating: "No!"
Me: "All right, then this was the punishment you promised!" I smiled and turned to my cat food. When he was leaving I said: "That could have been an interesting and funny scene for a movie!"

My girlfriend had watched the whole scene from the van and she thought that the situation could have become dangerous. But I had observed this man and from his energy I could sense, that he wasn't dangerous, but he was urgently in need of some attention and so when he got it from me, then he joined the play and obviously he was content, even though he was not successful claiming 'his beer'...

He was not yet an alcoholic of the kind I meet sometimes at the container, for them I have always some bricks with wine under the driver seat. Now I will also store there some tins with beer, so when I meet the new guy, then I will give one to him and say: "This is my beer, but I share it with you, because I think you are a nice person, even though you have no logic and rational thinking, but this is not the most important, so welcome and enjoy my beer!"
It might be that this is what he needs, that somebody is friendly to him, even though his urge for attention let him be so silly in his behavior.
Well, so I had my fun and obviously he as well, because when he left, I could see a big smile on his face...

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author avatar BeiYin
9th Sep 2011 (#)

The Wikinut team obviously hasn't done anything to get rid of this spam. I have written to this mad jersey announcer not to spoil our space here...

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author avatar Bridgitte Williams
11th Oct 2011 (#)

LOL, very funny story. :-)
See, people are reading.
Nice to contribute to animals and people...hehe. I enjoyed the read.

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