The Young Crab and His Mother

aesoplado By aesoplado, 8th Dec 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1fgiwvwb/
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A different look at Aesop's "The Crab and His Mother".

What your parents did't tell you.

Once upon a time there was a crab named Leroy who was living with his mother. This situation made the Leroy’s life miserable due to the constant nagging of his mother. Leroy had an opportunity once to have a job in a different place but he refused. This made his mother angry all the time.

“You should have taken the job when you had the opportunity! Look at you, you are still living with me you pathetic jerk!” shouted the mother one day.

“Oh fuck me! She had the most odorous vagina I have ever seen” reasoned the little crab.

“She has a name Leroy, its Britney and yes its odorous but you should have at least tried.”

Leroy died in an old man’s pubes.

Moral of the story: Don’t be picky.

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author avatar christopheranton
8th Dec 2010 (#)

Funny, but gross.
I had to read it twice to get it.
There are crabs and "crabs".

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author avatar Barbara10Broek
8th Dec 2010 (#)

EWWWW!

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author avatar Denise O
9th Dec 2010 (#)

I have to go along with Chris and Barbara...EWWW but, funny.
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar aesoplado
9th Dec 2010 (#)

Still, thanks for your comments!

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author avatar MightyDreamer
9th Dec 2010 (#)

You have some creative mind :)

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author avatar aesoplado
9th Dec 2010 (#)

Thank for the visit Mighty Dreamer!

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
10th Dec 2010 (#)

hilarious, you might want to EDIT - is Leroy a him or her, because you often call him a her in your tale, also some small spelling errors.

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author avatar aesoplado
10th Dec 2010 (#)

Thanks Mark!

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author avatar D in The Darling
21st Dec 2010 (#)

Yeah! Not being choosy? Make it comparative though but the story is fine on its own and admire the strength of your lips to mention some of those terms let alone write them down! Awwwwww!

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author avatar thewikinutexperiment
5th Jan 2011 (#)

This article has been GRABBED by <a href="http://thetriondexperiment.blogspot.com/">The Triond Experiment</a> Thanks and goodluck!

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