The Tsunami And The London Plan

akram saqib By akram saqib, 30th Nov 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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It is a satirical article for those who can understand satire.Irony would be definitely there. Read understand and recreate.

Where is my pair of joggers

The world has become a strange thing as regards the news and media. The creator of news is not aware the side which is discussed in the news channels. The writer has never thought of the aspect which is selected for the research thesis. Same is the case with me. I am also trying to yoke together the quite polar parts together to put forward my illusionist theory. London has been a hub of politics since histories and emanates from it all kinds of negative politics and politicians especially for the third world countries. The recent best example is the Pakistan. There are many parties and so called leaders which are accusing each other of London Plan. One blames the other. I was supposing a reply from the dwellers of this part of the world about London Plan but no one dared to speak perhaps due to Chaudhary Governor of a province. The governor is residing in the same house where the then governor general resided and divided the subcontinent.
The Tsunami is constantly remembered here in Pakistan in spite of the presence of UNO and American presence in the region. Perhaps they are inviting real Tsunami to get hold over the residing tsunamis in the area. Whatever might be there is always a tsunami in Muslim regions of the world brought by the leaders originating from London or the country of New London.
I went to Wikipedia and searched about the leaders and their families and was awe stuck to know that more than half of the families are working in UN, USA or London in one way or the other. I concluded it as sponsorship for the spread of anarchy in the state.
But there is always a reaction and retaliation of all the revenges. The players of cricket are at daggers drawn instead of being at bat and ball drawn. The polo playing people impress the spectators with Khattak dance. The ladies are raising slogans of their freedom to be able to count themselves with goldsmiths and other Seeta's.
The London plan is once again working to bring tsunami of anarchy poverty and ethnicity here. O dear, where is my pair of joggers, I want to practice cricket to bring the Tsunami too.

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Cricket, Imran, London, Plan, Tsunami

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author avatar akram saqib
I am a writer,poet and dramatist. I have written a lot of articles on almost all topics of human interest.

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
6th Dec 2014 (#)

Awesome article and very informative post!

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