The Three M`s

Maurice G By Maurice G, 11th Nov 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL
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A silly yarn about three unusual knights who lived in florida many years ago.

The Three M`s

Once upon a time there lived three knights, Maurice, Mark and Max. They all lived under the rule of Princess C.
Princess C mothered her knights by letting Sir Maurice write poetry all day long. Allowed Sir Mark to experiment with new types of tea and letting Sir Max to sit on her knee all day long like a pet cat.

Sir Blackhead

One day a threat came to the kingdom in the shape of a black knight called Sir Blackhead. He was going to kill princess C`s knights and take over the kingdom. He asked to meet the three M`s on a secluded florida beach so that he could take on the 3 knights one by one.

One fine morning they met and Maurice, Mark and Max had drawn lots to see who was to fight first. Maurice was chosen. Blackhead had a very long sword, but because Sir Maurice was a poet, all he had was a pen. Well maurice threw his pen very hard at the black knight and the pen ended up being embedded into the forehead of Blackhead, and of course Sir Blackhead was no more and the kingdom was safe.

Motto : -- The pen is mightier than the sword !!

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Maurice G


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author avatar Maurice G
I am retired, have worked in the leisure industry for abpout 40 tears, I am married with 2 grown up biproducts.
In this trade I have met peoples from all over the world !

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author avatar Tranquilpen
22nd Nov 2011 (#)

Great rendition of poetic justice, thank you.

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