The Mad Hatter's Birthday Tea

cnwriter..carolinaStarred Page By cnwriter..carolina, 30th Apr 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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this is a wonderful marvellous laugh at all of us..but through a skein of truth doth run...takes all sorts to make a world and takes much to realize it....enjoy....

Mad Hatter's Tea

It was Mad Hatter's birthday tea
Invited lots of folk did he
Some as mad
Some a wee bit different

Long necked cat sat in a tree
Wise old owl looked askance
What are you doing here said he
Down below should be

Hee haw ass with drooling mouth
Fighting everyone she sat next to
Mad rider on a bicycle knocking down
All who her way came

A little foal newly born
Inched his way to table
Skittering on still weak legs
Wanting to join in festivities


and why not...

Other guests

Mad Hatter at top of table sat
Wondering who would turn up next
Out of corner of his eye espied
A little girl in bright yellow dress
Hair braided in green ribbons
On her feet orange clogs

She made her way to his side
Perched on a tall stool
Stretched out her hand
Daintily placed between her lips
Piece of chocolate cake


A rumble in the forest heard
A heavy tread
Appeared a great big giant
Smiles upon his face
Carry did he presents galore
Shoved them on the table before
The others could say a word

Surprise guest

Then surprise surprise
Jehovah witness turned up too
In cloak and dagger outfit
Bell book and candle in his hand

Oh my said other guests
What is he doing here
Spoiling all the fun and cheer

Mad Hatter told him to leave
So on his way he went
Relieved the others laughed and drank
Most merrily

Recognition

A spoof this be for all to read
Laugh about perhaps
After all Mad Hatter resides in all of us
If we will look and see
Some of you will recognize
Others wonder why
Such drivel I do write

Well my friends if you cannot laugh at yourself
As I do
At all this so called earthly paradise holds
Shame shame on you

and so it is....

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
I have been writing on food, wine, travel, cosmic creation and erotica for over 30 years I do horoscopes and numerology and light readings.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
30th Apr 2014 (#)

this was a fun piece to write indeed...

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
30th Apr 2014 (#)

thank you Peter...

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author avatar spirited
30th Apr 2014 (#)

very touching in a way too, carolina

There really is a place for each of us at this mad hatter's party.

Even for me too...with all my peculiarities..

The mad hatter accepts us all.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
30th Apr 2014 (#)

yes and yes again...

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author avatar vickylass
30th Apr 2014 (#)

Awesome! I really enjoyed )and had a good laugh!) reading this. Good share!

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
30th Apr 2014 (#)

thanks so much my vickylass...

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
30th Apr 2014 (#)

and if any of you leave negativity on my pages thoughts words or whatever...they will return to you...and you bloody know whom I am writing this to...

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author avatar Phyl Campbell
1st May 2014 (#)

I DID have a jolly belly roll with this one. The pumpkin man, indeed!! Love the images you find. Love the words, too.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
1st May 2014 (#)

thanks so much dear Phyl...I thought you would....

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
1st May 2014 (#)

Where do you come up with these stuff my dear! you totally rock receive a big kiss and hug!

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
1st May 2014 (#)

and back to you Fern..hugs and bisous...
the dementia is part and parcel of a writer's world...i think!!!!!

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author avatar C.D. Moore
1st May 2014 (#)

That was fun! Thanks Carolina

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
1st May 2014 (#)

it is fun to have fun dear C.D.especially when writing...thank you..

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author avatar ritzwitz
1st May 2014 (#)

awesome...as always!

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
1st May 2014 (#)

thank you again my friend....

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author avatar Connie McKinney
1st May 2014 (#)

I, too, am enamored of the pumpkin man! This was a lot of fun to read. Thanks for brightening my day, Carolina.

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author avatar Robert F.Brown
1st May 2014 (#)

Loved it, great way to start Friday and to think you sent it from that far off planet Malibu.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
1st May 2014 (#)

oh yes dearest Bob!!!far away indeed..

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author avatar MarilynDavisatTIERS
1st May 2014 (#)

Good afternoon, needed this laugh - so thoughtful of you to provide it :) Fun, fun read, Carolina. ~Marilyn

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
1st May 2014 (#)

glad you enjoyed it..these are dark times what with all the planetary stuff going on so need to keep our spirits high...love to you..

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author avatar Sean_Victorydawn
2nd May 2014 (#)

laughing makes us think
thinking makes us laugh
thoughts get us lost in existence
we think, therefore we unsubstantialize

we laugh again, therefore we come back to existence

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
2nd May 2014 (#)

wow dear Sean...so profound your comment is...thank you...i will laugh again so I can leave....

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
4th May 2014 (#)

Life is a journey to be enjoyed too, take in the sights and laugh the mistakes off after learning from them. Negative thoughts and actions are to banished soon as they make their presence. Thanks for an enjoyable read Carolina - siva

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
4th May 2014 (#)

and thank you for the comment siva..

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author avatar Kingwell
7th May 2014 (#)

There seem to be many characters in all of us. It gave me a chuckle.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
7th May 2014 (#)

yes we do have many and we can write about them all if we will

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