The "Homocidal" Divorce...

Stas3098 By Stas3098, 18th Aug 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/3gl0nkgo/
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Poetry

It's one of my earlier satirical works looking into the reason why "40 to 70 percent of women are killed by their partners". I have half a book of these exploring human reasoning on a wide range of subjects written in the similar satirical vein, however more acrimonious.

The Dissolution of Marriage

Ain't nothing better in the whole wide world than a pretty 20-year-ole Bunny,
Can be insanely "funny" provided you ain't got no ole broken-down Honey.

With her it's always gonna be the brave new world of lots an' lots of wasted money.
The time spent with the bonny Bunny, no doubt, will feel unknown, uncanny.

But I bet my ass a new bunny ain't gon' be sitting well with the ole broken-down honey,
And in the end, my honey's lawyer will talk ,for sure, baloney which'll , of course, be phony.

And happily they'll ride off into the sunset atop his half-dead-all-my-money-carring pony.
And that's why I'm gonna go get me a "gunny" to kill my fuckin' HONEY!

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Divorce, Human Nature, Humor, Humorous Poetry, Premeditated Murder, Reasoning

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author avatar Stas3098
What best describes me is the following quote
But here in the struggle for fame and pelf I want to be able to like myself.I don't wanna look at myself and know that I'm bluster and buff and empty show

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
31st Aug 2014 (#)

A satirical way to present a reality that happens in society - siva

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