The Future Teller

gowritells By gowritells, 16th Apr 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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A Short story about a profession which is risky but is an age old practice and is commonly seen in most parts of India. The professional has got consultants who never demand to be paid for their work and in turn are captivated and remain with their employer life long !

A visit to the temple

Kamakshi is a housewife who is devout and never misses a day to visit the temples.She has got every reason to visit a temple everyday as there are so many gods waiting for her prayers.She allocates every day specially for a God and temple to be visited on that particular day and this is being observed by her for the last several years.
She never bothers about the comments made on her by her neighborhood and relatives as she feels that its ignorance which is making them comment on her and her unparalleled devotion is going to bring a change some day.

The temple premises

It was Sunday and the temple was crowded. She had to wait for a long time for the darshan or the view of the idol.In the mean time she thought it better to go round the premises as this was also one of the disciplines practiced by her for performing her prayers.
While she was going round the temple she sat for some time under a Peepal or Fig tree which is almost seen in every temple as its considered to be holy.Suddenly she noticed a person who was sitting next to her with a rose-ringed parakeet in a cage.She recollected the person as she had seen him earlier some years back somewhere else.She was trying hard to recollect but was unable to....when unexpectedly the person himself wished her and asked her to allow him to tell her future.

The fortune teller

He was a tribe with colorful feathers over his head and many designs all over his face and hands with red and white colors.He had a stick which he was using to point the lines in the palms of the customers who were eager to know their future.
Oh my! he had got a consultant for assisting his tough job. It was a parrot which was caged and would come out only when he ordered it to.And how would the parrot assist him? It simply took a card out of a pack which he already had and take back its position in the cage and wouldn't come out until its master demanded.
what a mutual understanding which is never seen between human beings.
So, it was the pack of cards which decided the future of the customer and the parrot was responsible for the job.What a trick,the person is never blamed for the predictions made even if they turned out to be incorrect.
And what about his earnings and taxes? There was a high competition in the job and so the tribe had to shift his location every month and the earnings were quite fine as there is no lack of people who wouldn't have the zeal to know about their future.And the income was tax free.As they were always considered poor and economically backward.So there was no question of taxing.

(false)Predictions left for fate

Kamakshi somehow thought it better to know about the predictions later as it was time for her to get inside and view the idol.
After coming out,she distributed the prasad or small part of the dish offered to God to all the beggars and vendors sitting outside ,some even to monkeys observing her, stored some of it to take back home and ate some of it.Then again she noticed the tribe and then went to know her future.
He was ready with his predictions within a few minutes, kept on praising her and told she would have a long life ,be happy for ever with no worries and responsibilities.He insisted her to answer some of his questions ,whether she had sons or daughters, whether she was working etc for which she answered neutrally.She in turn asked him to predict these and said "why your cards don't predict these ,why are you questioning me?" She added "tell me what is going to happen if its a son or daughter and if I am working"
The future teller somehow managed to satisfy her and continued with his predictions...but Kamakshi stopped him saying it was enough and gave him some amount ,though it was not up to his expectations.

Untold truth

After coming back home she recollected the face of the future teller whom she had visited several years back when she was not even married.She recollected what all he predicted then...."you'll be having the status of home minister,you will be very busy with your routine ,it demands traveling to different locations and will be determined , even if no one is there to support or encourage you,you are very patient and persistent ,your husband equals lord Rama in character and marital life will be almost a story of and lord krishna and satyabhama".
This was what he had told her.Now she was co-relating whether his predictions came out to be true.
"Yes, I am the boss of my home and this is true for every home maker.So, I am and have been in the status of a home minister.I am busy with my daily routine, I keep going to temples daily and I need to travel for that.And yes, I am determined about it, as everyone keeps commenting me but I never get troubled.
Every Indian woman aspires to get a person with excellent character like lord Rama as husband. So, this was almost true in my case and what about the marital life?Yes, every couple has got some arguments,differences and ultimately resulting in love for each other.So, even this happened to be true in my case".
She couldn't hold her laughter when she thought about the future teller.How clever he has been in dealing with customers and the way he was focusing on the demand of the customers.
Today again she was trapped in his trick,though she was trying hard not to reveal anything about her, he kept on managing with neutral predictions. And this he had been doing for several long years !
Earlier when she met him she was unmarried and now she was a grandmother and was going to leave her place forever to settle down with her son and daughter staying abroad along with her husband. Oh ! that is the reason he was saying that there would be a change in location in my occupation now.She recalled and giggled to herself!

Unknown mystery

As seen in the story of Kamakshi, there are several people in this world who are very eager to know about their future and there won't be any short of such professions as the fortune teller here,until there there are people who show interest in such activities.
Even I have observed such future tellers but I could never guess what was written in the pack of cards and why only the same breed of consultants is employed by them.
Another surprising thing is that, the parrot always takes out the same card whenever the person visits them.How does the parrot know that the same person is approaching them is a mystery which I could never understand.


Birds, Future Life, Money Making Ideas, Palmistry, Tax Free

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16th Apr 2015 (#)

Readers can follow the link below to enjoy another short story of kamakshi

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