The Five Foot Six Cowboy

James Sirois By James Sirois, 15th May 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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A humorous poem that just might be a reflection of its author with a tad bit of adult humor. I'll let you make up your mind!

Cowboy Introduction

I’m the five foot six cowboy who’s close to the ground, the last one to get rained on, but the first one to drown. Tall I may not be, but my gun’s fully packed, I got a two handed shot gun when I lie on my back. Singing diddly I diddly I diddly I do
I like to ride horses I think they’re so neat, but I can’t reach the saddle with my little feet. So I got me a pony, it was a train wreck. Cause I buckled his knees and I broke his poor neck. Singing diddly I diddly I diddly I do

Almost there Partner

I got me a woman her name’s Mary lou, she’s shorter than I am, she’s only five two. She thinks I’m so sexy in my chaps and my gun, cause I don’t wear no undies and I got a cute little bum. Singing diddly I diddly I diddly I do
In my cowboy world everything is so tall, my stable’s the size of a men’s bathroom stall. But I love who I am, and I think it’s a hoot. That Walmart’s kids section sells my cowboy boots. Don’t think cause I’m little that I can’t take you down, one punch to your Johnson and you’ll hit the ground.

Cowboy's Got to ride

I like to ride rides at the brand new theme park, I waited in line until just after dark. They said hey it’s your turn, but you’re just too short, so I bit him in the ankles and I landed in court. Singing diddly I diddly I diddly I do
My truck is a Tonka, it’s painted bright blue. The things so damn small that it fits only two. So I got me a ladder, then I bought a new jeep, climbed into the front seat with all of my sheep. Singing diddly I diddly I diddly I do

A Sweet Cowboy Ending

I’m the five foot six cowboy and I’m a great guy, I always got your back, well maybe your thigh. So don’t count me out when the going gets tough, like a pitbull on steroids I got the right stuff. Singing diddly I diddly I diddly I do

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Adult Humour, Cowboy, Cowboy Boots, Cowboynextdoor, Cowboys, Funny, Funny Man, Funny Poem, Funny Poems, Funny Stuff, Laugh, Laugh For The Day, Laugh Out Loud, Laugh Uproariously, Laughing, Laughter, Laughter Is Good Medicine, Laughter The Best Medicine, Short

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author avatar James Sirois
I am an avid writer and just recently published my first book.I enjoy writing about family issues, spirituality, health and the paranormal. I am a Shamballa(Reiki)MDH Practitioner level1&2

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author avatar Mariah
16th May 2013 (#)

Ha Ha Ha that it bloody brilliant!!
So well written and witty.
Absolutely loved this James,
so funny and just my kind of thing
Mariah

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author avatar James Sirois
16th May 2013 (#)

Thanks Mariah, I love making people laugh or chuckle. I have a very eclectic sense of humor and try to find humor in everything!,..Jim

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author avatar Debra
17th May 2013 (#)

That is funny. Love it:)

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author avatar Songbird B
17th May 2013 (#)

Pure comedic magic Jim! Loved this my friend..You have a great sense of humour! \0/x

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author avatar James Sirois
17th May 2013 (#)

Life is way to short to not have a sense of humor! Laughter IS the best medicine!

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author avatar Songbird B
17th May 2013 (#)

Couldn't agree more Jim! Check out some of the links on my 'When Spring Has Sprung' poem, as they lead to some comedic poems I have added in my time on Wikinut if you get a chance and fancy a chuckle or two my friend! \0/x

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author avatar James Sirois
17th May 2013 (#)

I most def will !!! Can't wait to read it!

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
23rd May 2013 (#)

Humorous and unique. Breath of fresh air, thanks Jim - siva

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