The 5 People You'll Meet at Every Orgy.My first post

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The 5 People You'll Meet at Every Orgy.My first post

The 5 People You'll Meet at Every Orgy

1.The scaredy Cat
You can see it in their eyes that they want to join in, but they're just not ready to take that plunge yet. Instead of heading for main floor to copulate in one of the many sex cars the host put out, they've decided to stay back in the waiting room, sipping on coffee and eating donuts. Working up the nerve for this stuff can take time so I applaud them for taking the first step. I just hope that they'll work up the courage to really join in on the fun next time.

2.The one that's trying way too hard to seal the deal
Look, I get that just because this is an orgy doesn't necessarily guarantee that someone will sleep with you, but c'mon... I'm pretty much a free lunch at this point. Yet there's alway that one person who thinks he needs to go to great lengths to convince me. Let's skip this long winded sales pitch and take a trip to the sexyville. I mean, even if I wasn't a sure thing, their long speeches wouldn't be doing much to change my mind. Their attempts at flirting are always so clinical, and their use of weird euphemisms like "Fully Loaded," "Fuel Efficient," and "12 Month Lease" are kind of a turn off.

3.The Awkward One
Poor guy. He's gangly. He's goofy looking. He's blue for some reason. He's clearly here as a last resort, but he's faced so much rejection in his life that he can't bring himself to actually put himself out there. Instead, he's juststanding in the corner doing an awkward dance and smiling in a vain attempt to look normal. Though the awkward one at the orgy may not look like much, you shouldn't be so quick to rule them out. I can tell you from personal experience that their strange manner of movement and smooth, cloth-like skin can lead to some pretty mind blowing sex.

4.The one that's werdly uptight
I come to an orgy to express my sexuality in a safe and comfortable environment. Why there are people that go simply to pass judgement is beyond me? Let's be clear: If you're going scream "This is a used car dealership! What's wrong with you?" at the top of your lungs the moment I disrobe, maybe this just isn't the place for you.

5.The one in costume for some reason
Look I'm not here to kink shame anyone. Whatever costume gets your motor running is fine by me. I just think that these people take the whole "Security Guard" routine a little too far. It's like, escort me out of the building all you want, but if you don't let me back inside, how are we going to get our freak on?

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
1st Dec 2014 (#)

Interesting first post indeed! siva

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