THE CORPORATE EVALUATION FORM 999/666

Count SneakyStarred Page By Count Sneaky, 7th Apr 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/442axep0/
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HR loves forms that are short and concise. This form fills that need and requires little waste of supervisor or employee's time
to review.

Section 1. ATTITUDE (Check one)

I_______________________________understand that I am being evaluated by my supervisor under the Privacy Act RU1IM1947 and Corporate Standards No.666. DATE_______

A. Goes like house on fire. Hated by
employees.Great example.
B. Management snitch. Has potential.
C.Can start a fight on front row in
church during prayer.
D. Doesn't give a rat's behind about job
or little else except___________

Section 2. APPEARANCE (Check one)

A. Very neat always. Spends most of
salary on fashionable clothes.
. B. Buys clothes at Walmart or flea
, market, whichever is cheaper.
C.Takes occasional bath when required.
D. Buzzards leave roadkill to follow.

Section 3. RELIABILITY (Check one)

A. Really dependable little ball of fire.
Always there and ready to go.
B. Works well until after evaluation or raise.
C. Always first out of door at 5:00.
D. Worthless after lunch and little before.
Takes frequent naps at computer.

Section 4. ACCURACY (Check one)

A. Excellent worker when supervised
or promised a raise.
B. Not bad. Occasionally blows it big
time.
C. Can't work with numbers higher than
their age.
D. Can't count fingers and come up
the same number twice.

Section 5. OVERALL PERFORMANCE (Check one)

A. Outstanding employee. Never takes a
vacation.
B.Management potential if creeks don't .
rise.
C. Hit or miss employee. Mostly miss.
D. Not smarter than a fifth-grader.

Section 6.. ACTION RECOMMENDED (Check one)

1. Suggest raise is required to keep valuable employee.
2. Will continue to improve with supervision
3. Perhaps, in time, will be worth salary...maybe.
4. Has same potential as coffee grounds.
5. Should pay us to keep him on.
6. Mercy termination required quickly.

Signed_________________________________________
Title__________________________Dept._____________

Tags

Employee Evaluations, Employer Fun, Fun Form

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author avatar Md Rezaul Karim
22nd Apr 2012 (#)

Good way of thinking. Nice share and thanks.

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author avatar Count Sneaky
2nd May 2012 (#)

Thank you for writing. I don't know how good a way of thinking this is, but it keeps me off the streets. My best.

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author avatar Funom Makama
22nd Apr 2012 (#)

This is such a great share. Does this form already exist, or this is just a recommendation?

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author avatar Count Sneaky
22nd Apr 2012 (#)

It is all in fun...but if such a form existed it would make short work of supervision, wouldn't it.
Thanks. Count Sneaky

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author avatar Delicia Powers
22nd Apr 2012 (#)

LOL...:0)

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author avatar Count Sneaky
2nd May 2012 (#)

THANK YOU, DELICIA.
TYD........ GLAD I MADE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD..........
GIMYLOL. My Best....
MB.

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author avatar Rathnashikamani
26th Apr 2012 (#)

Funny! and creative!

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author avatar Count Sneaky
2nd May 2012 (#)

Thanks, R. I'll settle for funny. My best.

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