She Didn't Want Me

Tranquilpen By Tranquilpen, 11th May 2017 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/vihh41mj/
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Wedded bliss, is having a marriage, more beautiful than your wedding day!-Tranquilpen©2017

In The Waiting Room

My friend, David, and his wife had only been married for a few months when she had to undergo surgery. He was sitting in the waiting room during the operation. After what seemed like forever, a nurse came out and asked him if he was waiting for Andrea. He nodded and said yes.

She Was Actually Thinking Of Him.

She told him that Andrea had been asking for him constantly from the moment she was able to form words coherently again. Wow, he said, that's so incredibly sweet, he was ecstatic, since they'd only been together for a few months and here, she was already thinking of him even in a sedated state!

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Meet Max!

He asked the nurse how long her recovery would be and she read through the details in her file. She then walked up to him and handed him a clipboard and said, “Ok, Max, if you could just sign here.”

His face must have given it all away, as she suddenly became noticeably flustered. “Oh, my gosh, your name is not Max, is it? I’m so terribly sorry. That was the name she kept asking for. I hope I didn’t upset you. Is Max her ex or something?” she asked.
Suddenly he laughed, pulled out his phone and showed her a picture of Max...

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author avatar Tranquilpen
"Freedom of the mind is the truest form…a cognizant act to enfold the unexplored."
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author avatar Memba Ben
13th May 2017 (#)

Hi Tranquilpen.

Thanks for sharing that funny story!

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author avatar Tranquilpen
17th May 2017 (#)

Hello Big Ben, I enjoyed it too when I first heard it. Thank you for reading.

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author avatar Mariah
19th May 2017 (#)

Love it..what can one say except that we women always get our priorities right ha ha ...

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author avatar tootsieharveystories
24th May 2017 (#)

A cute but funny story.....thanks for sharing.

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author avatar LOVERME
3rd Nov 2017 (#)

GLAD U R STILL AROUND MANY HAVE RUN

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