Secret Life on Mars: Cheese and Messages

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This could be a beginning or it could mean the end. Cheese is delicious. Cheese is nutritious. Most of all cheese holds a secret…one that the aliens use to communicate with one another! Read here how it all came about.

First sudden happening


There was no indication that such a tragedy would befall them. They were out of cheese!

Normally, they would dash down to the mall and pick up a packet and make light work of their breakfast. But today, there was a tangle, a secret they could not solve.

It seemed that the government had detected a strange secret pattern to the barcode on the packets of cheese. They claimed it had something to do with a secret alien invasion and that they were confiscating all packets of cheese until further notice.

Join me and have cheese

“Ah so senator! Why the big smile?” Rufus had gentle feelings for Senator Paddy Stock. He did not want to disturb Stock’s finer feelings. He was having a hearty and healthy breakfast with fruits and scones.

“They are unloading all those rotten cheese on to me! And I am trying to finish it all off. I have cheese for breakfast, cheese for lunch and cheese for tea.” Paddy was swaying in indignation.

“How about dinner?” Rufus could not help the dig.

“Sorry, I promised my wife that we would dine at Winnie’s Cheese and Meals.” Paddy was finding his balance again.

Alien secret and the coffin

“So you are helping with the secret investigation of the alien life on our planet I suppose.”

“Oh, those aliens are too clever! They know how to hide and when to disappear. The only way out is to crack the secret code.” Rufus was now breathing heavily. He was passionate about finding aliens, though he was secretly scared of them.

They were interrupted by the news broadcast on the television.

“One satellite picture of Mars has shown us a coffin we believe may belong to aliens. Even as we speak, efforts are on to get to the coffin before the aliens dispose of the evidence in secret.” The voice droned on about there being a secret fifth dimensional door to some other world situated somewhere near the coffin. However, he could not explain how they were ignoring the coffin and letting Earth people find it.

“Government of course will spare no efforts to bring those aliens to book. Why are they so interested in cheese? Or is cheese only a way of hiding the true facts?” The spokesman was turning purple with passion.

‘Summing’ in the coffin?

The secret code on the box of cheese was intriguing. Though it looked like any other bar code, it could be interpreted to mean “The day is coming…be prepared.” Another message read, “Look for the secret in the box.” Is it the coffin on Mars? Or is there another coffin? No one seems to know.

They believe the latest space mission may be connected to all this.

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Alien, Cheese, Code, Coffin, Mars, Secret

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Bachelor, Christian, 53, settled in Madurai, India, like to watch football and tennis on TV. I also have occasional walks but try to read the Bible daily. For amusement, I read the newspaper.

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
31st Dec 2014 (#)

They do exist, but they arent from mars but form somewhere in the galaxy Snerfu. Anyway Have yourself a Happy and Prosperous New Year 2015!

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author avatar snerfu
31st Dec 2014 (#)

Precisely, they do not release this information.
And thanks! You too have a Happy and Merry Joyous New Year Fern.

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author avatar snerfu
31st Dec 2014 (#)

Thank you Mr Brown for moderating my page and a Very Happy New Year to You.

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author avatar Ptrikha
31st Dec 2014 (#)

So is a Part II too coming? Great imagination!

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author avatar snerfu
1st Jan 2015 (#)

If you say so! And thanks, it is nice to hear encouraging words from you.
Have a Merry and Prosperous New Year.

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author avatar Ptrikha
2nd Jan 2015 (#)

Wish you too a very Happy and Joy filled New Year 2015.

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author avatar tafmona
31st Dec 2014 (#)

a very nice post here my good friend

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author avatar snerfu
1st Jan 2015 (#)

Thanks Tafmona. I had almost given up writing but Wikinut holds a special charm.
Happy and Merry New Year to you.

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author avatar Delicia Powers
31st Dec 2014 (#)

Good New Years Eve morning snerfu...:0) great to see you on this most wistful of days - (for me it is always a sentimental day) one for looking back and over the shoulders of time... and now seeing the New Year so quickly approaching!... I want to be sure to wish everyone Happy New Year...!

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author avatar snerfu
1st Jan 2015 (#)

Yes, it seems we were celebrating harvest festival only yesterday. Good to see you Ms Powers, thank you for your wishes.
Hope you have a wonderful year.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
31st Dec 2014 (#)

a great fun piece to end the year my friend...my best wishes to you for a very happy and prosperous New Year...

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author avatar snerfu
1st Jan 2015 (#)

It is a great piece to end any time of the year cnwriter. Thank you for your blessings and wishes.

Wish you have a Great and Happy New Year.

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author avatar Utah Jay
31st Dec 2014 (#)

Yes, a very fun piece, and so well done...I do hope you have a very wonderful New Year, with all my best wishes.

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author avatar snerfu
1st Jan 2015 (#)

So good to hear your words Utah Jay. Hope you too have a nice and wonderful New Year.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
2nd Jan 2015 (#)

Welcome back dear Snefu and now I know the reason for your absence! I hope it is not like in The Boy Who Cried Wolf in one of Aesop's Fables! The aliens could well be among us blending seamlessly but if that is for our good, why complain? So the New Year is going to be exciting! siva

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author avatar snerfu
2nd Jan 2015 (#)

Mr Siva, there is much excitement about the new year. But is more fun hearing your words.
Wishing you have a nice prosperous year.

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author avatar Utah Jay
2nd Jan 2015 (#)

I saw them once, well a very strange light in the night sky, it had to be them...I believe...Great post, one of a kind.

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author avatar snerfu
3rd Jan 2015 (#)

You are lucky. However, they do not communicate with everyone.
Happy New Year Utah Jay.

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author avatar puncakceria
10th Jan 2015 (#)

interesting article, thank for sharing...

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author avatar snerfu
13th Jan 2015 (#)

You are welcome puncakceria. Thanks for the encouragement.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
10th Jan 2015 (#)

Now it is becoming clearer Snerfu - you look different too! siva

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author avatar snerfu
13th Jan 2015 (#)

Ha ha Just my summer cut...in winter! God to hear from you Siva.

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author avatar Mariah
26th Apr 2015 (#)

We must know Snerfu...you must travel where no man has traveled before to complete this mission..but don't forget to bring me back some cheese because a large flying saucer came into Glasgow and cleaned out all the supermarkets supplies of cheese...can't get it anywhere now ha ha...just love this post Snerfu

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author avatar snerfu
26th Apr 2015 (#)

Ha ha now you are talking Maria. Never know what fun writing is if you don't have smiles in between. You my day...or have I said that before?

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