Save us from Question Papers

akram saqib By akram saqib, 9th Aug 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/2on-15jo/
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Examination system as a whole is not bearable for them. They agree to fight for the abolition of examinations so that they may get rid of the question papers. They think the question papers a cause of all their psychological disorders as frustration and dizziness.

A Necessary Evil

After every semester students face a lot of paper sheets that are called question papers. The very name of question paper makes them shrink and shiver with fear. These are an onus on the delicate dispositions of the sensitive examinees. These are thought compulsory for getting through a certain standard by the education authorities. The ease loving fellows thought them an onerous, futile and time wasting activity. They considered the question paper a thing that resembles some nightmare. They think that going through a question paper is not less than crossing the river of fire. The question papers are thought to be the basic reason behind the broken health of the young learners. They love answering all the questions if they understand the meanings of the words that are called questions. These are a panic and phobia for them who are there in the institution to enjoy life and learn merry making. The question- allergic learners gathered and devised a strategy to cope with this issue. They chalked out a plan to deal with the question papers. They constitute a council to iron out strategies in keeping with the following outlines.
All the participants are of the view that question papers are a hurdle in the way of their liberties, so they will try their best to avoid this genre. They will never answer the single question and if somebody will be found answering one, he will be ousted from the community. All the signatories of this manifesto of liberty will go to the examination halls but just for change.
Examinations will be understood as a change and escape from the monotonous routine of class work. Although there are a lot of other things involved in this conspiracy against their freedom yet the question paper will be considered as the most dangerous one. These freedom fighters solemnly declared that they will not hate anything in the world except question papers. They will ask the superintendents of exams to kindly keep the dreadful piece of paper with them. If the supervisors prove adamant enough and do not yield to their humble requests they will clutch the piece of paper from their hands as crows snatch piece of bread from a child.
Examination system as a whole is not bearable for them. They agree to fight for the abolition of examinations so that they may get rid of the question papers. They think the question papers a cause of all their psychological disorders as frustration and dizziness. Sometime they fell unconscious on its very sight. In order to avoid such future calamities of the kind they will come out on the streets to record their protest in this regard.
They will try their best to humiliate the question papers. They will tackle the questions and question papers with the same dexterity as the big powers deal with the third world countries especially when they have natural resources. Instead of reading it keenly, they will cast a cursory glance at it and keep it before eyes and will fold it to make it a ruler.
They will use the question paper to draw border lines on the answer sheets. They will fulfill all the formalities of paper solving except answering the question. They will not pollute the clean and neat papers by writing on it. They will reproduce the questions one by one on the answer book. They will get knowledge by reading the question paper but only in the situation when there is enough time to kill.
At the end they will make the boat or airplane of the question paper. In spite of acting strictly on the manifesto, they are still facing some untoward incidents as mandatory appearance in the exams etc etc.They request the authorities and the general public to kindly save them from the brutality of question papers. If they will not come to help them, they will be obliged to boycott the schools and colleges until the exams and question papers are the part and parcel of the education.

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Examination, Examiner, Paper, Question

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I am a writer,poet and dramatist. I have written a lot of articles on almost all topics of human interest.

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