Peter Parker goes to Hogwart part 8

John Connor By John Connor, 4th Nov 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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My life wasn't going too well from the start. Now, a spider bit me on my arms and a big bad Hagrid came crashing to my house and told me that I am a wizard. The problem is, my name wasn't Harry Potter. My name was Peter Parker.

A ride in the train~!!!

I sat on the nearest seat. I felt a bit nervous as it was my first time getting on a train. But I loved the train. Every seat area got a sliding door, just like a room. And lucky me because I was alone in the mini room. I closed the door and was beginning to relax before someone barged in. He was one of the ginger-head boy I saw in the station.

" Excuse me, " he said. " Do you mind? Everyone's else is full. "

" Not at all, " I told him. In fact, I was pretty happy. My first day in a train and I already got a friend.

He smiled and sat beside me. I closed the door immediately because I didn't want the place to be crowded. I hate crowds.

" Hello, my name is Ron by the way, " he introduced himself.

" Hi. My name is Pet -, " I stopped myself. " My name is Harry Potter. "

He was clearly shocked. " So it was true then, " he said.

" What's true? "

" That Harry friggin Potter is in the town. "

" Yeah. See this scar, " I showed him my scar on the forehead, my totally fake-ass scar.

He looked like he was going to collapse. " So that's the scar left by- " he stumbled to search for a right word. " -by you-know-who. "

" Who know who? " I asked, confused.

" He-who-must-not-be-named. "

" What are you talking about? "

His eyes went wide. " You don't know, " he asked in a surprised tone.

Then I understood. He was talking about Hagrid the giant brute.

" Oh him, " I said. " That fat giant bastard. Yeah, he is fine. "

His already wide eyes became even more wider, as if it's going to drop from it's socket. After a few minutes of staring at me like I was crazy, he opened his mouth. And then closed it back. Then he stood and walked out from the mini room, leaving me all alone.

What the hell just happened? Am I screwed?

The door slid open again and this time, it was a girl. She was probably only one inch shorter than me. Her hair was puffy and chestnut-brown in colour. She looked around as if trying to find something and then directed her attention toward me.

" Have you seen Neville Longbottom's toad? " she asked.

Neville Longbottom? What kind of perverted name is that? " Nope, I didn't see it, " I told her.

Suddenly, her gaze stopped at my forehead. I was getting bored of people looking at my cheap-fake-drawn scar. " What're you looking at? " I snapped at her.

She looked at me with a pure shocked reaction as if fearing that I might attack her if I had a chance. God, I really hate when people is scared of me. I am just a gentle little boy. " Err, what I mean was, have you find the toad you were looking for, " I added before the situation gets worse.

She was still looking at me like I was a crazy dude escaped from an asylum. After a while, she sighed and walked out.

What a relief. First day in a train, I already made a boy think I was crazy and made a girl think I was dangerous. Maybe I should make a job in scaring people away. Don Corleone, here I come.

To be continued.......


Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Harry Potter, Parodies, Parody, Spiderman

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