Peter Parker goes to Hogwart part 4

John Connor By John Connor, 23rd Oct 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Off Beat

My life wasn't going too well from the start. Now, a spider bit me on my arms and a big bad Hagrid came crashing to my house and told me that I am a wizard. The problem is, my name wasn't Harry Potter. My name was Peter Parker.

Entering the bank!!

We surfed through the crowd. With Hagrid walking right next to me, it wasn't much of an easy job. For a while, I can't breathe in the middle of the crowded place.

" Here we are, Harry, " the heartless brute bellowed. I had told him that my name was Peter Parker but he didn't seem to care about it. He insisted that my name was Harry Potter. I had become tired of arguing with him. And seeing a door-like wall and the mysterious town, I was growing curious about the whole wizard thing.

I looked at the place he pointed and my mouth gaped again. The building was huge, probably the biggest in the town. It was whiter than white and the structure of the building was magnificently built. There were a 'GRINGOTT BANK' signboard on the top of the building. But that wasn't the reason for my gaping mouth.

There were two little people standing in front of the bank, seeming like they were guarding it. They were shorter than a regular midget and their face was wrinkled. Both their ears and nose was pointy and their mouth was crooked. They were holding a shotgun which was too big for their size.

Holy sh*t !


I have read about them when I was a little kid. For a nerd like me, books were the guide. Hagrid walked toward the bank and I followed. One part of me was excited, while another was afraid. I have stepped into a world no normal human being have stepped before. It was a mixed feeling.

As scary as the goblins were, even they flinched under the presence of Hagrid the Giant. Hagrid the Bully stopped before them and showed them his middle finger. They flinched and immediately gave way for us. We walked to the front door and opened it.

And once again, my mouth gaped.

To be continued......


Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Harry Potter Parody, Movie Parodies, Parody, Spiderman

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