Peter Parker goes to Hogwart part 3

John Connor By John Connor, 22nd Oct 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Off Beat

My life wasn't going too well from the start. Now, a spider bit me on my arms and a big bad Hagrid came crashing to my house and told me that I am a wizard. The problem is, my name wasn't Harry Potter. My name was Peter Parker.

Make a way to Diagon Alley!!

I closed my eyes, awaiting my death. Everything seemed to travel fast. I actually began to relax before a rough voice called me.

" Here we are Harry, open your damn eyes. "

I opened it. Everything was clear. I was leaning my head on a very hard and broad surface.

Holy sh*t!

I was leaning on the back of the big bad giant monster called Hagrid. I immediately began to regret to be alive. I got off the bike and looked around. There was nothing on sight except for a giant wall in front of me. What the hell. There were no single building around me. Am I a victim of child abduction?

Hagrid the Giant walked toward the wall while holding a giant umbrella that matched his giant body. He studied the wall for a while and began to tap on it with his umbrella. I frowned at him. Whatever he was doing, it wasn't looking like something a sane person would do. I prepared myself to run away, in case he tried to do something funny to me.

After a while, the wall cracked and opened like a door. A gush of wind rushed to my face. I stood there, mouth gaped. My eyes couldn't believe what I just saw. The wall friggin' opened. And there were another world inside it. People were walking, birds were flying and kids were running. Everything was looking normal except for the fact that everybody was wearing a pointing hat on their head. I stepped into the world with amazement in my eyes. The street were crowded with people wearing weird hats. There were a ' Welcome to Diagon Alley ' signboard on the left side of the street.

I looked at Hagrid in disbelief. He didn't pay any attention to me. He was looking at a woman with bad intention in his eyes. I wanted to warn the women that the big bad Hagrid was looking at her but quickly threw the idea away, fearing that he might kill me.

" So, where do we go next? " I asked him.

He ignored me and continued on looking at the women. After finishing whatever he was doing, he looked at me and said,

" We are going to the Gringott Bank to take some money your parents left for you. Let's go. "


Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Harry Potter Parody, Movie Parodies, Parody, Spiderman

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author avatar Sherry Kell
22nd Oct 2012 (#)

thank you john

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author avatar John Connor
23rd Oct 2012 (#)

The pleasure is all mine Sherry

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