Peter Parker goes to Hogwart part 2

John Connor By John Connor, 19th Oct 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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My life wasn't going too well from the start. Now, a spider bit me on my arms and a big bad Hagrid came crashing to my house and told me that I am a wizard. The problem is, my name wasn't Harry Potter. My name was Peter Parker.

Going to the magical town, Diagon Alley!!!

Ouch! I fell from my bed. I had a very bad dream last night involving Hagrid eating me alive. It was my worst nightmare and I really hoped that I would never dream about it ever again.

" Peter, " my grandma called from downstairs.

" Yeah, Aunt May. "

" You have a visitor, Peter. "

Oh sh*t! I totally forgot. That giant brute told me that he was going to bring me to a place called Diagon Alley.

" Tell him I am not at home, " I told Aunt May.

" Hey Harry, get your ass down here! " a rough voice bellowed from downstairs. Crap, Hagrid is in the house.

I went downstairs and found Hagrid sitting on a chair and happily eating Aunt May's hand-made cookies. Probably he stole it from the kitchen. Aunt May was watching TV and paid no attention to the giant visitor. Maybe she thought that Hagrid was a harmless little giant.

I walked toward him. I wasn't that scared of him, mind you. Okay, probably I was a little scared. But I could always call the police if I wanted to. There was something interesting in the name Hogwarts that attracted my attention. There was something magical in it. And that giant brute called me a wizard, which made me even more curious.

" So r' you redey', Harry, " he talked with his mouth full of cookies.

" For the last time, don't call me Harry. My name is Peter Parker. It begins with a P , " I warned.

" Whatever, " he replied boringly. " Let's go. "

I went outside and found a very big-looking bike parked in front of my house. I frowned at it. Hagrid hopped on the bike and said, " Come on Harry, get on. We haven't got all day. "

What the hell. I thought he would come with a car or something. The bike seemed old and rusty and dangerous. It was probably time to call the cops. Before I could go into my house and make a phone call, Hagrid the Giant grabbed me by my collar and started the bike.

Angel of death smiled at me.

To be continued.......


Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Harry Potter Parody, Movie Parodies, Parodies, Parody, Spiderman

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
19th Oct 2012 (#)

It held my interest. The narrative is good. Awaiting the next part.

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