Peter Parker goes to Hogwart part 10

John Connor By John Connor, 16th Nov 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Off Beat

My life wasn't going too well from the start. Now, a spider bit me on my arms and a big bad Hagrid came crashing to my house and told me that I am a wizard. The problem is, my name wasn't Harry Potter. My name was Peter Parker.

Enter Draco Malfoy~!!!

" My name is Minerva McDonald. You must call me Professor McDonald, " she introduced herself and continued, " In a few moments, you will pass through this door and join your classmates. But before you can take your seat, you must be sorted into your houses. " After a long awkward pause, she said, " There are Gryffindor for the jocks and assholes, Hufflepuff for the rules-abiding citizens, Ravenclaw for nerds, and Slytherin for evil bastards. The sorting ceremony will begin momentarily. " Then she walked away, leaving little kids standing at the stairs.

Everybody was busy chatting about houses. Many came from a wizard family and seemed to know a lot about it. Some were just like me, from a normal family and didn't knew what was going on. I was talking with Neville Longbottom when a voice came from behind me.

" So it was true that Harry friggin Potter has come to Hogwart, " a pale-looking boy said with a pure arrogance in his voice. His hair was white blond and he looked like he just escaped from a prison. He came toward me with a cunning smile stretched on his face and lifted his hand for a handshake.

" I am Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. "

At that point, Ron Weasley snickered like a horse. Malfoy turned his attention toward him and barked, " Think my name is funny, don't you? I don't need to ask your's. Red hair, half-baked robe, you must be a Weasel. "

I personally thought that Ron deserved it. First, he assumed me as a crazy boy. Now, he made fun of a boy who came to make friends with me. Malfoy turned his attention back toward me and lifted his hand one more time for a handshake. He was the first person to actually so determined to make friends with me. I shook his hand. And suddenly, a paper landed on the back of Malfoy's head.

Professor McDonald came out of nowhere and looked at Malfoy and then at me. Her eyes narrowed at my forehead like everyone else but she didn't seem to care. After a moment of staring at me, she said,

" We're ready for you now. Follow me, you little punks. "

To be continued.........

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Comedy, Harry Potter, Humour, Parodies, Parody, Spiderman

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