Peter Parker goes to Hogwart part 1

John Connor By John Connor, 17th Oct 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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My life sucks. My friends hates me. My grandparents don't trust me. My grandpa died in a shooting. I don't even knew where my parents were. Even Mary Jane thinks I am lame. A spider bite me on the hand. And now, I got invited by a school called Hogwarts.

Introducing Peter Parker as Harry Potter!!

My life sucks. My friends hates me. My grandparents don't trust me. My grandpa died in a shooting. I don't even knew where my parents were. Even Mary Jane thinks I am lame. And yesterday, a poisonous big black spider bite me. Then, a very big looking guy with a beard came crashing into my aunt's house. He gave me a cake and told me it was my birthday. I denied it because my birthday was at the end of the month but he insisted that I should take the cake or otherwise he would kill me. He told me that his name was Hagrid. And poked my head with his big fat finger. It was too painful that I almost cried. Then he asked me if my name was Harry Potter. I told him no. He asked again. I told him my name is Peter Parker and he might have mistaken me for someone else. He frowned at me for a second and then checked his pocket for something. After a while, he took out a very big looking pen from his pocket. He came toward me and grabbed my collar. He drew something on my forehead with his pen. And then he said,

" Now your name is Harry Potter. "

" But sir, my name is Peter Parker, " I objected.

" Shut your mouth kid. You have a scar on your forehead because you are Harry Potter, " he snapped.

" But....but it was you who drew it on my forehead, " I told him.

" You are a wizard, Harry. "

" Huh? "

" A wizard. "

" But I am just a Peter Parker. " I said

" If so, let me ask you one question. What happened the last time you got angry? " he asked.

" Admitted to a hospital after getting beat up by gangsters. " I told him.

He looked at me as if meant to tell me I was a loser. I lowered my head to look at the ground. After a moment of uncomfortable silence, he spoke. His voice became rough.

" I don't care. Your name is Harry Potter, " he announced cheerfully.

" But....but, " I protested.

" No but-but Harry, " he made a gesture with his finger to tell me to shut my mouth.
" Tomorrow, I will come to pick you up. We are going for a trip to Diagon Alley. "

He is an idiot. He didn't want to admit that he had made a mistake with the address. He knew pretty well that I am not Harry Potter. I didn't object, fearing that he might became mad and tear my body into half. He gave me a thick letter with a ' HOGWART ' name tag on it. I hate my life.


To be continued.......

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Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Parody, Spiderman, Story

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author avatar Md Rezaul Karim
17th Oct 2012 (#)

Nice article.

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author avatar Sherry Kell
17th Oct 2012 (#)

hilarious, i can't wait for part 2...

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author avatar John Connor
18th Oct 2012 (#)

Thanks Sherry. Part 2 is coming soon.

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