Out-Sourcing Your Brain. #1

Count SneakyStarred Page By Count Sneaky, 17th Jul 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/3z-cvy-f/
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When nothing else works, try out-sourcing thoughts, ideas, concepts, and creativity to your friendly Hades Representative who will be more than happy to point out new perspectives to explore.

Life Is Short...

1. Life is short. Shorter than a gnat's beard.
2. Life is a short ride on a tall horse.
3. Life is largely spent in recovery or apology.
4. Life takes a lot of horse sense if you own a horse.
5.Life is largely pushing the "enter key, followed by the
pushing the sleep" key.

Life Is A Birthday...

1. Separated by 364 days.
2. A Birthday is like life...Here today,gone tomorrow.
3. Birthdays are stubborn things like facts...
they just keep coming back.
4. Birthdays are equal opportunity employers.
5. A day that you get things you don't want or can't wear.

Life Is Worth...

1. A google.
2. Putting lipstick on a pig.
3.Having children; learning to dance; making your
first dollar, and your first auto accident.
4. Having to put up with an "inner" child.
5. Just "plain" living.

Understanding Life...

1.Doesn't require a degree.
2.Requires brass tacks and watching your steps.
3. Means that you may be laid off...but not laid out.
4. Means that when all is said and done...shut up!
5. Indicates that you're trying.

The Library Of Life...

1. Contains no erasers or "Delete" buttons.
2. Saves room for "The Big Picture."
3. Says, "Stop me if you've heard this one!"
4. Requires no card, fees, or crowded parking lots.
5. Contains all the jumper cables you need to get
started in any life.

Out- Sourcing The Other Libraries ...

Remember, you are a product of the culture and society in which you were born. You believe those ideas, values, and customs,that make up the you that responds to those things. But remember, you always have the right to put some wheels under that garbage and shove it to the curb! You can think anything "YOU" wish. Use the gray matter before your hair turns white. Out -source your think tank to our Pom Pom Galli Out -Source Center, Cave Five, Demon-in Charge: Tina Tingle

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Cost- Cutting Methods Of Thinking, In-House, Out-Sourcing, Resourcing

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author avatar Count Sneaky
A retired art director, creative director, and blogger of "Count Sneaky's Journal" Will focus on humor writing.

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author avatar Count Sneaky
19th Jul 2012 (#)

Illustrations: Original art by author. First in a series to bring your brain up to lower, more creative standards.

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author avatar Denise O
25th Jul 2012 (#)

Loving your art, perfect addition. I agree, it is up to us, to get up and get on with it. Congrats on the star page, it is well deserved. Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
6th Aug 2012 (#)

most interesting this Count S...have not seen you around for a while..take care

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author avatar David Reinstein,LCSW
8th Aug 2012 (#)

The best place to visit (and among the least expensive) is the IMAGInation! Thanks for the trip.

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