On Calling Customer Service

Shirley Shuler By Shirley Shuler, 29th Mar 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1b9zqaw-/
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And they call it progress... to speak with a human voice, now that would be progress

On Calling Customer Service

Customer: dialing customer service
Customer Service: please press one to speak to a customer service representative
Customer: pressing one
Customer Service: if you are calling to speak to a customer service representative,
please press two now
Customer: pressing two
Customer Service: please press three now, as our menu options have changed
Customer: pressing three
Customer Service: please state your reason for calling, speak now
Customer: I am calling because I need to speak with a human voice
Customer Service: we did not understand your request, please press five now for
further assistance
Customer: pressing five
Customer Service: if you have pressed five, it is because we did not understand your
request, please press six now, so that we may further assist you
Customer: pressing six
Customer Service Representative: this is customer service, may I help you
Customer: I have forgotten the reason for my call, is there a button I can press to
remind me of why I called you in the first place
Customer Service Representative: please hold while I transfer your call back to the main menu

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Customer, Customer Service, Service Representative

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author avatar Songbird B
29th Mar 2013 (#)

LOL!!! And isn't this the way it feels at times Shirley?! Loved this..A wry humorous look at our so called Customer Service industry..\0/x

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author avatar Shirley Shuler
29th Mar 2013 (#)

LOL myself, Songbird. It really makes my day when I can make someone laugh, and you just made my day!!

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author avatar Songbird B
29th Mar 2013 (#)

Believe me, you quite made mine too my friend. These computerised answering services drives me NUTS! hahahahaha..This is a real classic my friend, I loved it! \0/x

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