Nude Maids in Lubbock

Pattie E. Byrd By Pattie E. Byrd, 13th Apr 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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When my husband suggested we retire to Lubbock, Texas, I was surprised. When I found out why, it all made sense. He's a man after all.

Any Offer of Help by My Husband Around the House Makes Me Suspicious

I was stunned when the hubby came in and said, "I think we need to move to Lubbock, Texas."

"Lubbock, Texas? Why in the world would we move to Lubbock? We don't even know anyone there."

"I just think it would be a great place to retire. You need to take it a little easier. Why, we could even hire a maid to help you with the housework since we know there's no way I'm ever going to learn how to do it."

Now I knew something was smelling around here besides his feet. Sure enough, I saw an open newspaper lying on the table, and there was a story about a new cleaning service in Lubbock, Texas which offers nude maids. Apparently, for $100 an hour, we could get one maid, but for another $50 an hour, we'd get two.

The owner, Melissa Borrett, states quite frankly that this is strictly maids for cleaning services only, and there is no touching allowed. I started to point this out to the hubby, but then realized at this age, just watching some naked woman vacuuming underneath the sofa or stretching to dust a bookshelf would be pleasure enough for him.

"So this is why you want to move to Lubbock," I said as I waved the paper under his nose. "I tell you what, we'll just move to Lubbock. I'm willing to go."

"You are?" he looked at me suspiciously.

"I think it's a great idea. In fact, I'll call the service as soon as we get settled. You may be disappointed, though, because since you're footing the bill, I'm asking for two male maids."

I had to laugh as his smile turned into a frown. I guess he forgot that the sexiest man in the world is one doing housework.


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author avatar Pattie E. Byrd
Pattie is a freelance writer specializing in humor commentary. She retired from working in the exciting world of legal administration. Pattie has been published in several magazines and on several websites. Although humor is her first love, she of...(more)

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author avatar Val Mills
13th Apr 2012 (#)

LOL, they have male maids too? Hmm, Lubbock could soon have a population explosion of new arrivals.

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author avatar Steve Kinsman
14th Apr 2012 (#)

You gave me a good chuckle with this one, Pattie. Great work.

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author avatar Rosaline
23rd Apr 2012 (#)

Very nice, I liked the ending so unexpected.

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