My First Time.

Im Nick Robertson By Im Nick Robertson, 12th Jul 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Poetry

Everyone's first time is difficult. For some it goes much better than others. I was one of the lucky ones...

First Time

Umm, yes, Yes Its my first time
She smiles and says that’s just fine
My hands are sweaty I look at her, I’m nervous I say
She says "don’t worry it will all be ok"
"Do you think your ready" she asks?
"Because its ok if you feel we are moving to fast",
No I’m ready; I’ve been waiting for this for like a year
I just don’t want to screw up now the time is here
She laughs; she’s comfortable so I should be too
Alright lets do this…if that’s aright with you

So we start, and although I know how to start
For some reason I find that the hardest part,
I press the right buttons or at least I hope
Is this a bad idea?, no, I’m sure I can cope,
I’ve seen what to do in videos, so I should be all set
There are all sorts of instructions all over the net.

I hope my hands are where they should be
My eyes taking in all they can see,
I’m wearing my safety gear so I should be alright
I feel it’s a bit dark so I turn on a light,
I’m doing my thing and it seems to be ok
I’ve practiced alone but it didn’t feel this way.

I didn’t realize how much there was to do
Or how much the other person relied on you,
Its definitely not as easy as they make it look
Not even in that illustrated guide book,
Sometimes I felt I was going to fast
So I slowed down to make the whole thing last.

I tell her its hard, she laughs and says “good”
I look at what she’s doing but I’m not sure if I should
I think I’m getting the hang of it
Once you get started, everything seems to fit,
I struggled to get it in when we were taking it slower
But it worked when I pushed it a little bit lower.

And before you know it we are done
I tell her that was really fun,
Its over quicker than I thought it would be
But I’ve heard that’s common, my friends tell me.
I want her to say “you’re the best I’ve ever had”
But I’ll settle with “it wasn’t that bad”
She looks at me a soft, sweet stair,
Sorts out her stuff, brushes back her hair
You Nick were one of my best,
Really, better than a lot of the rest,
My heart is pumping right out of my chest
Congratulations she says, you passed your driving test.

Passed my First Time.


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author avatar satan fury
13th Jul 2011 (#)

LOL. you had me hooked... Great work.

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author avatar Stephanie Peake
24th Jul 2011 (#)

Haha, oh soo true :)

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