More Funny Phobias And Fears

stephaniemorris26 By stephaniemorris26, 6th Feb 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/ves2_wh-/
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My second list of strange and somewhat funny phobias. As with the first one not meant to offend anyone, just entertaining.

You're scared of what now??

Ephebiphobia- This is the fear of teenagers. I believe anyone that has or has had a teenager can understand this one. A teenager is something to fear lol.

Kathisophobia- This is the fear of sitting down. Really? You know what I would do to someone who has this? Wait til they go to sit and then pull the chair out from under them!

Euphobia- This is the fear of hearing good news??? These people need to trade lives with me. No chance of good news here!

Batrachophobia- The fear of frogs or toads. I actually knew someone that had this, and we would have fun for hours chasing him around with a FAKE frog listening to him scream like a little girl.

Kolpophobia- Fear of the female genetalia. This person needs to get with the one that has Ithyphallophobia(fear of erections) and together they can develope a nice healthy case of Genophobia which is the fear of sexual intercourse.

Phobophobia- Possibly the most ridiculous of phobias, it is the fear of phobias! So while trying to avoid phobias you develope a phobia??

Mycrophobia- Just as it says this is the fear of small things. I believe that ALL women have this fear(wink, wink).

My disclosure

I know that all of the above mentioned fears are real and people really do suffer from them. But as I said before in my previous article, the people that do have to know how irrational some of their fears are. This is strictly meant for entertaining purposes and is not meant to offend anyone. Thank you for reading

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Batrachophobia, Ephebiphobia, Euphobia, Funny, Humour, Kathisophobia, Kolpophobia, Mycrophobia, Phobias, Phobophobia, Strange Phobias

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author avatar stephaniemorris26
I am a stay at home mother from beautiful North Alabama. I have 3 wonderful children.12 yr old twin girls and my 2 yr old niece.

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author avatar Denise O
6th Feb 2012 (#)

Great page! I needed a chuckle or two, thanks for giving them to me. As always, thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar Denise O
6th Feb 2012 (#)

Oh, I love the bottom photo.:)

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author avatar stephaniemorris26
6th Feb 2012 (#)

Thank you and yes if they ever see it they will flip out on their dear ol aunt stephy. But twins do naturally provide more entertaining photos

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author avatar Jerry Walch
6th Feb 2012 (#)

I'm with Denise on this one, Stephanie

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author avatar Jules Castillo
6th Feb 2012 (#)

really strange phobias....

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author avatar Melissa Dawn
6th Feb 2012 (#)

An excellent read and chuckle Stephanie :-)

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author avatar Sheila Newton
6th Feb 2012 (#)

Great page - I'm going to enjoy following you, Stephanie.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
7th Feb 2012 (#)

Hey, Stephanie, if you do another part to this series, how about including Glossophobia?

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author avatar stephaniemorris26
7th Feb 2012 (#)

I have not seen that one anywhere. I will have to look it up.

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author avatar stephaniemorris26
7th Feb 2012 (#)

Ah the fear of public speaking.. That is actually a very common fear among people. I for one do not really like it but I can do it.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
7th Feb 2012 (#)

Yes, Stephanie, it is a common fear. According to most studies, 75 percent of the world's population fear public speaking more than they fear death or dying.

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author avatar Delicia Powers
10th Feb 2012 (#)

Very fun, thanks:0)

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author avatar krrymarie
14th Feb 2012 (#)

hehe thanks for sharing it was fun to read, loved the bottom pic!

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