Menopausal Mania

Maddy C By Maddy C, 21st Jul 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Off Beat

A humorous look at how to live with the menopausal woman. Understand that you cannot and will not understand her behavior. And do not tell her that she is acting crazy!

How to live with the Menopausal Woman

During menopause, the female behavior is rather untamed, at best. One minute she is sitting there happily exchanging emails with her best friend and the next minute she is nastily pushing the delete button on that friend. It is the little things that are so annoying to her and they seem to evoke the emotions of impatience, anger and sometimes, just plain craziness. Please note: the happy emotions felt during pregnancy are severely lacking in menopause. Have you ever seen a cheerful menopausal woman lusting after some guy?

It is important not to point out to her that she is not acting normal, especially if you are her significant other. Any person dumb enough to tell their menopausal partner that something seems to be wrong with her will likely hear everything he or she has done wrong since the day that they met.

There is no such thing as knowing how she is going to react to anything during menopause. The physical symptoms are the only sure thing; so when you see sweat dripping out of her hair, with a mustache encased in the middle of inflamed cheeks , there’s your sign.

There is only one way to make the menopausal woman happy: allow her to be naked, while making her snow angels.

Need immediate help? Call: 1-800- GOD-HELP-YOU

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Crazy, Humor, Menopause

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author avatar Maddy C
A Menopausal Retired General Contractor looking to write on any subject that requires critical thinking skills; twisted drama is rather fascinating too...:-)

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author avatar Melissa Dawn
22nd Jul 2010 (#)

Well I hope you don't push the delete button on me Mellie haha. How you feeling?

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author avatar Maddy C
22nd Jul 2010 (#)

LOL, won't happen, Mel. I am good, and you?

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author avatar Denise O
31st Aug 2010 (#)

Maddy, just downright hilarious and so darn true.
Love it! Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

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