Look Out There....It's A Suicidal Hare

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This humorous poem was inspired from a recently uploaded, hilarious, You Tube Video.
A bunch of Glasgow Guys are driving a van on a dark country road when they encounter
...The Presence of The Hare....

The Presence Of The Hare




A hilarious encounter with 'The Hare'
For all your winter blues to mend..
Please be tolerant all ye with a fragile ear
For they mean not to offend

Singing... I'm no a rabbit.... I'm a hare
Singing... I'm no a rabbit .. .I'm a hare
So put yer foot down on the pedal
For Wae my speed...ye willnae meddle
Singing.. I'm no a rabbit...I'm a hare

Whit Are Ye's Waitin For...

Singing.. I'm no a rabbit...I'm a hare
To the left...to the right..."I'm over here"..no. "over there"
Come on..take me on...come on.. take a chance
Then watch me lead ye all a dance
Singing...I'm no a rabbit.. I'm a hare

I Can Wait Boys

Singing.. I'm no a rabbit....I'm a hare
Stop the car...then start again... if ye dare
Don't be fooled boys...I'm no beat
I'M JUST TURNING UP THE HEAT
Singing..I'm no rabbit..I'm a hare.

Ha Ha Ha...So It's Lights OOT Is It..

Singing...I'm no a rabbit..I'm a hare
Dim yer lights..put them oot..I don't care
I don't need yer bloody light

I've got x ray vision sight
Singing...I'm no a rabbit. I'm a hare

Bring It On Boys...

Singing..I'm no a rabbit....I'm a hare
Put the boot down..pick up speed
But it's a jet yer gonny need

Singing...I'm no a rabbit.... I'm a hare

Singing... I'm no a rabbit.....I'm a hare
And I'll bet the air is blue
Yeeeees...I've got one over you

Singing....I'm no a rabbit.....I'm a hare

Cheery Bye Boys

Singing...I'm no a rabbit.. I'm a hare
So ye've gone an passed me by..nae time tae spare
Ye just didnae get the drift

I WIS TRYING TAE HITCH A LIFT
Singing...I'm no a rabbit...I'm a hare

It's a mad mad world!!!



Credits: You Tube Video By Craig Woods-Rabbit/Hare
You Tube Video- Madness
Google Images

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author avatar Mariah
25th Oct 2013 (#)

Thank you Mark for the image advice,moderation, and the star, much appreciated.

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author avatar MarilynDavisatTIERS
25th Oct 2013 (#)

Good evening, Mariah; fun read. Thanks ~Marilyn

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author avatar Mariah
25th Oct 2013 (#)

My thanks to you Marilyn, glad it gave you a laugh.

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author avatar Lady Aiyanna
25th Oct 2013 (#)

Well I rather be the tortoise who looks listens, learns while all others fall down, crash and burn for not paying attention to their surroundings. The tortoise always wins the race....

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author avatar Mariah
25th Oct 2013 (#)

It's just a bit of fun Lady A
Thanks for reading

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author avatar Stella Mitchell
25th Oct 2013 (#)

This is hilarious wee hen ...
Have to confess I had to turn the sound down half way through as I don't understand foreign languages ( he he ! ) but it made me laugh and so did the funny animal pics ....
Sending you all many blessings .
Stella ><

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author avatar Mariah
25th Oct 2013 (#)

Awww thanks Stella, I know the 'stars of the video' didn't hold back on the bad language, but I couldn't resist it, so hilarious watching that hare give them the runaround.
Thank you my friend, blessings and hugs back from us all here.
xx

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author avatar LOVERME
25th Oct 2013 (#)

i am a rabbit
i am a hare
none come lay me thread bare.. with or without losing their hair

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author avatar Mariah
25th Oct 2013 (#)

Ha ha indeed maestro

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
26th Oct 2013 (#)

Lovely and hilarious share, thanks Mariah. It should have got the cue from watching an Formula One race! siva

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author avatar Mariah
26th Oct 2013 (#)

Amazing speed..definite Formula One standard.. oh to be able to run like that ha ha
Thank you so much Siva

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author avatar C.D. Moore
26th Oct 2013 (#)

Thanks for the laugh!

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author avatar Mariah
26th Oct 2013 (#)

Thanks for reading CD, glad you
got a laugh.

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author avatar Terry Trainor
3rd Nov 2013 (#)

My whole family are in stitches and my wife has put it on facebook. You made my Sunday morning. Great, just great.

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author avatar Mariah
4th Nov 2013 (#)

Hey that's so good to hear, it's a hysterical video, just had to write the page Terry.
Please thank your wife for me, that is such a compliment from you both.
Cheers my friend, much appreciated

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author avatar Retired
21st Dec 2013 (#)

This was great fun to read.

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author avatar Mariah
21st Dec 2013 (#)

Thank you carolford, so glad you enjoyed it

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author avatar Songbird B
30th Jan 2014 (#)

That was one crazy hare! Great video, great poem, great page Mariah! \0/xxx

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author avatar Mariah
31st Jan 2014 (#)

Awww thank you Bev, you know me..just can't resist a bit of fun
ha ha xx

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