Joke couples

souza10 By souza10, 16th Jan 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/3z444zzx/
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John and Mary were married. One day Mary left the house and returned about 3 am. John started messing with things Mary and found a diamond necklace.

Joke couples

John and Mary were married. One day Mary left the house and returned about 3 am. John started messing with things Mary and found a diamond necklace. - Maria what's this? - I won at bingo. John did not believe, but swallowed the excuse. The other day Mary came later and again a gem, John asked again where he had achieved. - It's my lucky week, said Mary. John was outraged. More was outraged when she came every day and spoke with a jewel that had won at bingo. One day Maria was taking a shower to go to bingo and finished water. - John water behind me to finish showering. John came with water in a cup and handed it to her replied: - But how will I wash myself with one cup of water? John replied: - Wash only chart!

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author avatar Jane Arden
10th Jun 2014 (#)

Boom boom LOL

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