Instant Abs = Instant Sexy.

M.R.H. By M.R.H., 28th Jul 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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The summer is here, and you need to make sure you're beach ready. But what to do when you really need those instant abs for that instant sex appeal? Read on, and I'll make sure you get that 6-pack immediately!

Yum, look at that 6-pack.

I was licking the bottom of a Milanos cookie package when I remembered just how important it is to have great abs over the summer: I mean, these muscles are predominantly displayed in the warm weather through bathing suits and crop tops. Guys and girls can both benefit from some seriously gorgeous ab action.

But who has time for doing thousands of crunches? Not me!!

So here are some tips that will help you get those instant abs that will look oh so gorgeous in these steamy summer months:

1) Take an eyeliner pencil. Draw on a 6 Pack.
2) Find a grill, and lay across it (not while it's lit!). The imprint of the grill bars will basically give you a 12-pack, which will impress EVERYONE.
3) Self-tanner: draw as many abs as you want. I tend to recommend an even number, but don't let me stop you from your creative artistic expression.
4) Chainlink fence: press yourself into it. That diamond imprint into your skin will give an interesting ab imprint that tells people you workout beyond the normal amount.
5) Buy skin colored pantyhose/Spanx/control top girdles. Draw on a 6-pack of abs to that.
6) Buy a superhero costume that already has abs built into it. Tape it to your abdomen. Enjoy compliments, and continue to pose and flex.

You're welcome for such amazing tips. Now go enjoy a cookie. ;)

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Abs, Funny, Humor, Sarcasm, Working Out

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author avatar M.R.H.
Professional Awkwarder, Sushi and Pasta Fanatic, Nursing Student, Animal Lover, Future Cat Lady (?), Adventure Lover, Writer

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author avatar Mohammad Zeeshan
28th Jul 2013 (#)

Thats a great article :)

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author avatar Bipolar Blogger
29th Jul 2013 (#)

lol I like this one... Twitter/+Google worthy!

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author avatar Evanxbls
29th Jul 2013 (#)

What if you only have one pack?

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