In the news today.....

Bobby Bazoo By Bobby Bazoo, 16th Apr 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/oem_22gs/
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Top stories that are making the headlines of today.

In the news today.....

.....doctors say that a man is still in critical condition after swallowing $ 100,000.00 in large bills. No change is expected


.....a fight was started in the downtown area by a man wearing a suit made completely out of mirrors. A police spokesman said the man did apologize, however, once he had time to sit down and reflect.


,,,,,The Great Jamboni, eccentric Human Cannonball for the Shrekman Circus and known for taking his lucky donkey to all of his performances, escaped a near tragedy today when the donkey climbed into the cannon muzzle just as Jamboni was taking off..........it took the surgeons nearly 3 hours to remove Jamboni's head from his ass.


.....famous TV dolphin Flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He was allegedly seen transporting two 16 yr. old teens across state lines for immoral porpoises.


.....convicted hitman Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police do admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack-paddy-whack.

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Originally from the Boston, MA area, Bobby Bazoo has many years of experience working in the field of safety and security. When not writing about his adventures, Bobby investigates corporate fraud.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
3rd Jun 2016 (#)

Hahaha such tablod thing makes amusing news writer laugh all the way to the bank!

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