I'm a nut.

GV Rama Rao By GV Rama Rao, 30th Aug 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/3621e70l/
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Poetry

This poem is about a nut. As most of my readers know I am a nut and a Wikinut.

I'm a nut

I’m a simple nut
Not a chestnut or a peanut
Don’t you try to laugh
nor attempt to crack
For i can be tough

I come with many faces
pretty as any Eve
I’m as good as eye candy
with age I gather dust and rust
Look no longer as dandy

In my patch some swagger
and some strutter
It’s my lot to stay put
For when I move
All hell breaks loose

Friendships get shattered
relationships floundered
Thunder rumbles
Lightning strikes
Sparks fly and tempers flare

Friends foes and masters
watch the mayhem
And scratch their cranium
With eyes welling up tears
Look for reason and rhyme

Wise and rich they are
They don’t have the answer
All I need is a washer
or my lover the spanner.

I am a simple nut.

The script is mine and I have not added any pics.

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Chestnut, Cranium Crack, Friends, Friendship, Love Story, Lover, Lovers, Mayhem, Nutpoints, Nutrition, Peanut, Peanuts, Poetry, Relationship Issues, Relationships, Spanner, Wonderful

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
I am a retired naval officer and a published author with three books to my credit. I am a winner of nanowrimo competition for 2008,9, &10. I like humor best..

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
30th Aug 2015 (#)

It is fun to be a nut.

You should add your referral code at the bottom so others can join this site and be nuts too and you earn more if they do

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
31st Aug 2015 (#)

My dear Mark,
I have been reading about this code but didn't get the hang of it. Could you explain in an email or remark? Thanks.

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author avatar Jojay
30th Aug 2015 (#)

Very funny poem! Thanks for sharing. You do yourself a dis-service----there's nothing simple about you---nut or otherwise.

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
31st Aug 2015 (#)

My dear Jojay,
Welcome to my pages and thanks for your appreciation.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
31st Aug 2015 (#)

Agreed GVR, we are all nuts of different sizes and content. And Wikinuters are one of a kind!

Thanks for this humorous poem - siva

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
31st Aug 2015 (#)

Thanks Siva. I'm glad you found it humorous.

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author avatar peachpurple
31st Aug 2015 (#)

we are all different types of "Nuts" but all belong to wikinut for sure

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
31st Aug 2015 (#)

My dear peach purple,
Nuts we are
of sizes and shapes
but one lover
Wikinut the writer.

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author avatar brendamarie
31st Aug 2015 (#)

great poem

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
31st Aug 2015 (#)

My dear brendamarie,
Many thanks for your appreciation.

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author avatar Ptrikha
31st Aug 2015 (#)

Great humor and great imagination.

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
31st Aug 2015 (#)

My dear Ptrikha,
Many thanks for your appreciation.

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author avatar Kingwell
31st Aug 2015 (#)

Loved it! Blessings.

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
2nd Sep 2015 (#)

My dear Kingwell,
Many thanks for your comments. Incidentally, I'm 76. In my country elders bless the younger ones.

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author avatar Red Smith
1st Sep 2015 (#)

very nice
;)

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
2nd Sep 2015 (#)

My dear Red Smith,
Welcome to my pages and thanks for your comment.

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author avatar M G Singh
2nd Sep 2015 (#)

Nice poem. Must write more poetry!

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
2nd Sep 2015 (#)

My dear Madan,
Thanks for your comment. Who should write more poetry, you or I?

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author avatar vandana7
3rd Sep 2015 (#)

Loved this one..good reason to return here now and then. :)

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
3rd Sep 2015 (#)

My dear Vandana7,
Many thanks for your comment.

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author avatar Retired
6th Sep 2015 (#)

Very entertaining

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
7th Sep 2015 (#)

My dear Jessica Russel,
Many thanks for your appreciation.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
16th Sep 2015 (#)

this is GREAT GV..am so glad you wrote and shared it...one nutter to another!!!!

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
16th Sep 2015 (#)

My dear Carolina,
Many thanks for your appreciation.

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author avatar Retired
17th Sep 2015 (#)

This is hillarious! Good job GV!

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author avatar Retired
19th Sep 2015 (#)

Witty Wikinutter! :-)) Namaste

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
19th Sep 2015 (#)

My dear rd,
Namaste.
Many thanks for your comment. I'm glad it produced a chuckle.

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
19th Sep 2015 (#)

My dear Mary Papas,
Welcome to my pages and thanks for your appreciation.

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author avatar Carol
21st Sep 2015 (#)

This is great Rama, and very amusing.

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
21st Sep 2015 (#)

Thanks Carol for your comment.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
18th May 2016 (#)

Two thumbs up!

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
18th May 2016 (#)

Thanks for your comment.

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