I am touched: Gregarious gratitude.

Bala Subrahmanyam By Bala Subrahmanyam, 14th Jul 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
Posted in Wikinut>Humour>Off Beat

This page is to commemorate the publishing my very first page on Wikinuts. Normally not an event to go nuts about, but then I am the nutty kind and what overwhelms me is that the moderator, took time off on a Sunday to actually pass and publish the piece. I am very deeply grateful to you Sir. This comes sincerely. I have now on my countenance, a deep smile of gratitude, and an expression of satisfaction, that only badly made, and unnaturally, white dentures can showcase.

I’m touched!

I say this with emotion that has a lot to do with gratitude at the sense of duty and of responsibility that the moderator had, to do what he had to do. Yes, he had to publish so he did. Perhaps publishing was as expected, just as the drill of a dentist signals the unavoidable pain and/or dentures lurking in the future.

I’m touched?

I was not a choirboy or a gym student. I cannot ever be either one or both. I certainly am not an intern in the White House or a Governor's palace. That is the reason being touched and revealing that some decades later is not on the cards. This happens when a supposed perpetrator is in trouble for “touching”. Why now? Is the question to be asked? The pain and the humiliation cannot be described. It is like my dentist insisting on pulling out a tooth to make way for dentures without even letting me go to the bathroom first. Therein lies the humiliation, utterly unfair for an accident.


For those of you who were touched by the show of gratitude, or, enraged by your sensibilities having been touched, let me touch on one thing. You have the choice of laughing it off or of torturing yourselves. It is like being in the dentist’s chair, being sick with the anticipation of pain, or being elated at the high of sedative/pain killer you get. Whatever you do you will end up with dentures. I am just trying to see if the crawlers go mad and post ads about dentists and dentures, or post ads on the sense of touch.

Since I can't see the ads on my drivel, please tell me!


Being Touched, Dentist, Dentures, Drill, Touch, Touched

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author avatar Bala Subrahmanyam
I am an Instrumentation and Automation professional from Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India.
My given name is Vishnubhotla Bala Subrahmanya Sarma. My special interests are health and food.

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