How to solve the football players problems

annibale By annibale, 21st May 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1y4tyomt/
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Being a football fan I would like to contribute to solve a problem that plagues nowadays all the football presidents that have teams where young and strong champions play.

How to solve the football players problems

Being a football fan I would like to contribute to solve a problem that plagues nowadays all the football presidents that have teams where young and strong champions play.





I refer especially to Balotelli, the young champion who often got crazy and is not happy about anything-It 's a rather delicate issue because as the same president Moratti said: they are champions and therefore, it is not possible to sell these players to a direct adversary team. If you think of it the solution is at hand: Give the guy for two years at the Citadella football team. We would treat him well, very well indeed. Three meals a day: Breakfast, lunch and sometimes, once a week a piece of cake or even, but I say even an ice cream. we would entrust him to a personal trainer named Moro Ukare who would take care of him during the day and the night. The fact that Moro snorts loudly at night, as well as the abrupt ways of Moro are not problems, because the athlete will gain in endurance and patience, skills that he seems not to have
The day of the young man could look like this: Wake up at six and work as a laborer for a mason always under the control of Moor . 2) Breakfast plentiful 3) Helping in the workshop of Moro f 4) Late Afternoon: The boy would be allowed to play soccer with friends. 4) Hours 9: In bed with the Moro. Every Sunday the young would play with the team of the Citadella and for each goal scored, the Cittadella football team would give him 10 euros just for himself. In the end we understand the needs of a young and certainly we do not wish to take advantage of him. I am sure that after two years of this treatment the boy will be reinstated in the ranks of his team with to the satisfaction of both his chairman and the Citadella, but especially of the young player that would never stop to thank us.

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Football, Football Player, Footballers

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I am an Italian doctor, I like to write short novels and stories. I am 59 years old

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