How a Geek Can Kill Classic Jokes

N. Sun By N. Sun, 15th Nov 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/2ys0-0b-/
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How can a geek suddenly kill the humor in a great joke? Read on...

What is joke killing?

How does a geek (or a very smart person who has almost no social skills) kill a joke? Well, first one must know the definition of "killing a joke."

When someone kills a joke, basically, they say or do something that "kills" the humor out of a joke. It takes away all the funnyness from a fabulous joke. So...how does a geek kill a joke?

How a Geek Kills Jokes

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why?
Person 1: To get to the other side!
Person 2: Ha. Ha.
Geek: Technically, that is not always true, as for example, if you take the Möbius Strip, if the chichen crosses to the other side, it is still on the exact same side it was on.
Person 1&2: ...

That was the classic "Chicken Crossing the Road" joke. Next up is the "Guy Walked Into a Bar" joke.

Person 1: A guy walked into a bar. The other guy ducked.
Person 2: Heh heh!
Geek: How tall was the man, and how tall was the bar?
Person 1: ...Does it matter?
Geek: Yes, it does; I must calculate his average speed of walking, and see where he got hit, and if the blow was serious. The trajectory, rate of fall, and hardness of the ground material can also impact his injury.
Person 1&2: ...

Finally, it is the Eyeless Fish joke.

Person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Person 2: I don't know, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Person 1: A fsh!
Person 2: Oh, that was a bad one.
Geek: Actually, you are wrong. Based on my years of studying the dictionary, I can assure you that fsh is not a word. You might be thinking of the Astyanax mexicanus, also known as the blind cavefish, as it has no eyes.
Person 1: That's the last straw! You have killed one too many of my jokes! *Leaps toward geek*
Geek: Owww! Stop it! Quit it! Cease immediately!
Person 2: ...

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Astyanax Mexicanus, Bar, Blind Cavefish, Chicken Crossing The Road, Classic Joke, Eyeless Fish, Eyes, Fish, Fsh, Geek, Guy Walked Into A Bar, Head, Injury, Joke, Kill, Kill Joke, Mbius Strip, No Eyes

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author avatar joeldgreat
16th Nov 2010 (#)

Funny, how a geek "kill a joke" but still ends up laughing. Thanks for sharing.

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author avatar Jiggsm
16th Nov 2010 (#)

The solution; never tell a joke when the geek's around :D or make him the subject of your jokes.

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author avatar Synthaea
16th Nov 2010 (#)

Ahaha, thanks, I laughed xD

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author avatar Denise O
23rd Nov 2010 (#)

Made me smile.
Thank you.:)

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author avatar ErvinM
11th Jan 2011 (#)

That was great! Even though it is true, that geek in your story made me laugh!

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