Holiday Drinking Warning best jokes bro

angga maulana By angga maulana, 2nd May 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion tha tyou are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho

Holiday Drinking Warning



The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that Warning signs be placed on booze bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of pounding down a pint or two.



1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.



2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an A**hole.



3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.



4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.



5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.



6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.



7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.



8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and / or name you can't remember).



9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.



10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion tha tyou are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho

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