Harry the Ram

Maurice G By Maurice G, 25th Feb 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Silly tale about a black ram who lived in north Wales

Harry the Ram

Harry was a black wooled ram who lived in a village in the mountains of North Wales. Harry was single, a womaniser and liked going out for a drink. Whenever he went out he would cause problems with the ladies, would get into fights and sometimes ended up in a police cell for the night because he was drunk, His favourite drink of course was " Lambs Navy Rum ". The village by the way only had two public houses..

Well one evening last summer he made his way to the "The Goat Inn" at about 7pm. He went to the bar and ordered a dark rum and Canada dry with ice. As he sipped his drink he spotted a blonde ewe in the corner drinking a glass of wine. He went accross to her and asked if she was on her own. She replied "not now". Harry bought himself another drink and one for the lady. They sat together and chatted about life in general. After about twenty minutes the blonde ewe`s boyfriend appeared on the scene and asked the blonde what she was doing drinking with Harry. She told him that she was just being friendly. The boyfriend said " You can`t pull the wool over my eyes " and then punched Harry on the nose. Harry responded and there was an almighty fight in the bar. In the end the landlord threw Harry out into the street.

Harry being a bit shocked made his way to the second pub " The Flock and Bull ". He ordered his usual drink and sat down by himself in a corner. After about fifteen minutes the boyfriend from the Goats Inn appeared with two of his mates and set about giving Harry a good hiding. As Harry was a very hard sheep another fight broke out and again the landlord threw Harry out.

From that time to this day Harry has never gone out again for a drink, mainly because he is barred !

Maurice G

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I am retired, have worked in the leisure industry for abpout 40 tears, I am married with 2 grown up biproducts.
In this trade I have met peoples from all over the world !

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author avatar christopheranton
26th Feb 2011 (#)

Cheers Maurice for that.
at least Harry wont be fleeced by
the bar owners any more.

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author avatar Chickadee
28th Feb 2011 (#)

Not baaaa-d!

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