Funny Anniversary Quotes, Wishes and Messages

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Funny Anniversary Quotes, Wishes and Messages For Wife, Husband, Mom and Dad

Funny Anniversary Quotes, Wishes and Messages


Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes: Wedding Anniversary is the day on which two individuals celebrated their love and promises each other to be in a relationship for quite a very long time. It's the ideal day for those people to share their love to their loved one. There are different traditions or method to observe the anniversary in different areas of the world. Wedding Anniversary quotes are a poignant and eloquent reminder that in marriage we're larger than the sum of our parts. Marriage is a really special thing to a man or woman who has involved in it and creates candy memories with their spouse. Wedding Anniversary is the time when folks look back to their sweet memories that they spent together. They simply lack the time to come up with the words to say everything they have in mind. That is the reason why the anniversary is a much-awaited occasion for the bunch. People do a lot of loving things on the day of their anniversary. They aim for a few holiday or choose a luxurious dinner to get their husband/wife. In this we've got a fantastic collection of quotes and wishes for your loved one, so only get a card and write a beautiful quotation to the beautiful lover. Happy Anniversary Quotes

Funny Anniversary Quotes
You two obviously know the rules of marriage: 1) the wife is always right and 2) when in doubt, the husband should always consult rule number 1.

Happy anniversary to the only person I want to spend the rest of my life annoying.
Well, dear, I guess you weren’t a one night stand after all!

Marriage is like a deck of cards: at the start all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but after a while you just wish you had a club and a spade!

SEX! Now that I have your attention, I just wanted to wish you both a happy and healthy anniversary.

Being married to you is like having a best friend who doesn’t listen to anything you say.
A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that we know what we’re doing!

Happy wedding anniversary wishes to the couple whose love continues to baffle us all!
Happy anniversary, and just so you know, these anniversary wishes are not late, they are almost a while year early!

I’m yours…no refunds!

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